A small Explanation for you, upon the fortnight...
I haven't done the story yet because of school stuff. I'll probably have it posted tomorrow or something. Anyways, here are some hilarious jokes that make me Roll-On-The-Floor-Laughing-My-Ass-Off!
I haven't done the story yet because of school stuff. I'll probably have it posted tomorrow or something. Anyways, here are some hilarious jokes that make me Roll-On-The-Floor-Laughing-My-Ass-Off!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aids.
......
Wha- What?
You have Aids...
I-
You're going to die.
A Doctor, A Nurse, and the Chief of Surgery walk into the room.
The Doctor tells his patient that he has aids and that he is going to die.
The Nurse tells him that it is going to be painless and that she'll help him through the hard times.
The Chief of Surgery says that he has cancer as well.
The Patient says "Cancer? I thought you said AIDS!
The Chief of Surgery says, "You have both, and you only have 2 weeks to live."
"Oh," says the patient.
Knock Knock
"Who's There?"
"Death"
"Death who?"
"The incarnation of Death, I'm here to take you to the other side."
"But the doctor said I have two weeks!?"
"I assumed that the deterioration wouldn't be so quick," said the doctor.
"You know what assuming does?" Said Death Incarnate,"It makes an ASS outta U and ME...
Wasn't that the most hilarious joke you have ever heard? Here are some more jokes that make me laugh-out-loud!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
Why did the chicken cross the road
Because he wanted to die.
A Son, A Wife, and Chris Benoit walk into a bar...
Who's there?
Aids.
......
Wha- What?
You have Aids...
I-
You're going to die.
A Doctor, A Nurse, and the Chief of Surgery walk into the room.
The Doctor tells his patient that he has aids and that he is going to die.
The Nurse tells him that it is going to be painless and that she'll help him through the hard times.
The Chief of Surgery says that he has cancer as well.
The Patient says "Cancer? I thought you said AIDS!
The Chief of Surgery says, "You have both, and you only have 2 weeks to live."
"Oh," says the patient.
Knock Knock
"Who's There?"
"Death"
"Death who?"
"The incarnation of Death, I'm here to take you to the other side."
"But the doctor said I have two weeks!?"
"I assumed that the deterioration wouldn't be so quick," said the doctor.
"You know what assuming does?" Said Death Incarnate,"It makes an ASS outta U and ME...
Wasn't that the most hilarious joke you have ever heard? Here are some more jokes that make me laugh-out-loud!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
Why did the chicken cross the road
Because he wanted to die.
A Son, A Wife, and Chris Benoit walk into a bar...
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