woopsies at 8:47 PM

guess i didn't upload the actual podcast on gcast.   Well it will be up ina  minute, so just hang on

3 podcasts at 5:36 PM

We have 3 uploads for today. 2 are special features for SLATFATF, and one is an actual podcast. Be sure to check out all of them, and not just the official podcast.

Episode info:
We interview a young filmmaker.

:D at 8:31 PM

EXXXXCELLENT! We have just finished MOST of the shooting for a short film titled "Blue Sunday". Hopefully after we finish up and edit it will turn out good and I won't have to kill myself because I was the cameraman/director of photography. Zaphod was on the audio(he won't have to kill himself because the audio turned out amazing, he has wicked sexy boom operating skills...ladies). Our friend The Boatsman directed and wrote it. I think its a pretty sweet story and it will show through in my AWESOME shitty directing.

Also, we are planning on doing a nuther padscot feat. The Boatsman. We tried to do it tonight at his house but we had to return the shotgun mic and the handheld mic would not just shut its jew mouth. Whatev, we'll get it sometime during the week or next weekend.

Anyways, once this project gets finished Zaphod, The Boatsmen, and I will form a terrific trio and start cranking out a whole lot more so brace for win and awesome. In the meantime, you can pass the time with occasional masturbation. Masturbation releases calming endorphines into your system to help you unwind and relax after a long and stressful day. If you practice masturbation with your partner it can help with synchronization and increasing your ability to withstand prolonged sexual stimulation without orgasm. It can also cure cancer(maybe), cure baldness(probably not), and help you get all the ladies(Now thats just a straight up lie).

MASSSSSSSTURBATION *Guitar solo* NNNAANANANNANA TRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN!

stop sign.

Podcasting fun at 8:09 PM

Well we casted last night, but it wasn't up until today. Wonder why? Well we could not remember how to stop recording. FUn fun fun.
Enjoy it hoes. We still aren't updating much. Maybe a film this weekend!

Friday! at 3:30 PM

So, Saturday I finally saw "The Dark Knight" and if you haven't seen it yet you should be taken out to the edge of town and stoned. I should be taken out to the edge of town and stoned for not seeing it earlier. Anyways, it was awesome and Heath Ledger was phenomenal and Aaron Eckhart (or whatever his name is) was phenomenal as well and blah blah blah, you've probably heard this all already. See it, it was good, and there will probably be quite a few awards tacked onto Heath Ledger's grave come award-time season place.

So, now it is Monday, three days since we posted up our first podcast and we're wondering, did you like it? I know its basically an hour full of nonsense, but I think there are few funny tidbits here and there. I'm really anxious to get a few comments about it that aren't from fintron or the other passengers of the mystery van. And by that I mean the people we know IRL. So, drop me an email or something, fools. I'm dying of curiosity! And also a mild kidney failure, but that's beside the point.

So, soon it will be Friday again and hopefully, with a little help from our viewers via some sexy suggestions/questions, we'll have another podcast up, but this time it will have to do with actual real life shit and not morrowind or how we are french teenagers playing sexual games in 1970's paris.("The Dreamers" Reference - its a movie)

Test-cast... pod..cast? at 11:52 PM

So we made a podcast, basically testing out sound quality, editing programs, export details, encoders, uploaders, etc. Has no subject, whatsoever. We talk about lost, half life 2, dragon ball z, emo phillips, and everything else you can imagine. But we are talking off topic, completely. Also, My laugh sounds loud... very loud. It's mainly because of what we are recording on, but I'm also just a loud person. You know. Listen or don't, its just me and fenghar talking.

Podcast News at 3:31 PM

So, as Zaphod and I try to work with our hectic and very sexy schedules to start the long and ardous process of making a 5 to 15 minute spodcat I decided to update you on teh infos of when that will probably be uploaded. Sometime around late friday night or saturday morning we will have our silky smooth baritone voices recorded using a semi-cruddy ps2 headset and edited by audacity. Or something. I don't know what exactly this spodcat is supposed to be about, but it will probably have to do with penises and/or vaginas. Probably not vaginas on account of our teenage naivete about the majestic female innerworkings. My knowledge of female sexy parts is purely limited to the H-Game "Water Closet".

Anyways, I hope the podcast will be good and that you guys like it and maybe you'll laugh a bit more than you do when you read the writings of this novice. Me and Zaphod can be pretty funny in teh IRLs with our reminiscing of shows no one knows about like "Big Bad Beetleborgs". We have ridiculous senses of humour and can take things most people find plain or boring and make them shit and giggle hilarities. But hey, there are some people out there that don't get us, or find us offensive. We can get a little racy sometimes. For instance, sometimes I say some pretty audacious things like "tallywacker", or "twinkietits". Just giving you a warning. So, check out mine and Zaphod's sexy voices sometime around fraturday.

Contact info at 2:02 AM

.So we have some new contact info for you. (boring post is boring)
First, we created an email for the site:
slatfatfmain@gmail.com

you can use this to reach us and tell us what a good job we are doing, and all of our hours of posting, commenting, recoding, searching, are not going to waste. Also, tell us how bad the other writer of this website is, how he never posts anymore, how he is dumping the workload onto the sexy, smart, vuluptous other writer.
Yeah.
If you need to conact Zaphod specifically:
MSN: bardiel13th@hotmail.com
YAHOO messenger: bardielx13xangel
AIM: bardielx13xangel
Vuze: Bardiel
Xfire: Bardiel13th
email: bardiel13th@gmail.com

If you need to contact Fenghar specifically (he is going to have a shitfit when he finds out i put his info out here):
MSN: parodoxpenguin@hotmail.com
AIM: fengharthenord
VUZE: ohblueeyes20
xfire: fengharthenord
email: fengharthenord@gmail.com

This post will later be placed on our contact page... mebbe

oh, and our podcast has been created...
http://www.gcast.com/u/Slatfatf/main

I don't know if that link actually works, but we haven't "casted" yet. But you should subscribe anyways... because i love you