News Stuff! Issue 1 at 12:01 AM

Good morning, Vietnam. Your news, delivered. Channel 2 works for you.

First on the agenda. Readers, while I know at least one of you is pretty much only here for Teh Vuntere Uncles(Season 8) uploads by our local pretty boy, Zaphod, I hope that a few of you also take the time to read my worthless additions to the vast media hive known only as "Teh Blogosfear". So, to improve the frequency of my posts, I need the help of you, dear reader. Give me some lame story suggestions. Try to give as much detail as possible. If you are lucky, I may even whip up a few [strike]shit collages[/strike] pictures in flash. Hell, maybe the whole story will be done in flash. It all depends on the suggestions you give me.

Now onto the news -

I'm thinking of doing a comic or something along the lines of a comic. A not-comic, if you will. Maybe a Pseudo comic.

I'm thinking of making a video or something along the lines of a video. Probably about fight club. Don't count on this video though. Its prolly not gonna happen. I can't trust giving my identity to you guys. Especially you, rapist.

I bought my first cruiser in Eve. One and a half missions later I blewed it up. If you play then join me, mah name is Ganreck Lorbaye.

Vuze rocks!

If you actually care about this stuff, I'm going to reveal who I would vote on for president soon. That is, if I weren't a wanted man.

If you didn't know already, Maxis just released a trial edition of the SPORE creature creator, free and available for download directly from their site. I don't have any first hand experience with this nifty, and apparently lightweight program, as there are some minor conflictions between my hardware and spore's face. However, I have seen my kid brother play it and it looks mighty sweet. I'm sure Zaphod will maybe, not, probably, tell you about it in a possibly, probably, not happening, delayed, future post.

I've decided I'm gonna try to take on making some kind of actual layout for this damned contraption. I'll probably have to call upon the talents of many friends and family and law enforcement to wring out the artsy fartsy and the code for this nonsense, but I'm sure it won't be much trouble.

Also, because of the recent discovery of actual living, breathing, not-known-in-person viewers, and their subsequent voting on our poll, I'm gonna do more polls. I promise they'll all have at least one, if not two options for you to choose from.

And last, but certainly not least, I'm an Indian outlaw...

Half Cherokee and Choctaw!

My momma was a Chickasaaaaw I'm a one-of-a-kind!

Good night, and good luck!