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Showing posts with label porn. Show all posts
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I'm making one. With G.I. Joes and whatnot. I'm not sure what the plot should be about, but then again, I'm not sure of anything anymore. Also, I'm gonna get around to hookin up that cable splitter tonight and refilling the printer ink so I should have a comic up for you guys in the next day or so. Don't worry, it'll be all colorful with little jokes hidden in the mouse-over text and everything!
So, summer school sure is a blast. Our teacher, who may be mildly retarded, thinks its important for us to know what minuend means...
Also, she doesn't know how to go get the school calculators, so we have to bring our own.
She did do one thing semi-right. She split up the kids who are taking the class for the first time(For getting ahead purposes) from the kids who are re-taking the class. While this is nice, it is completely unnecessary. She could just not split us up and try to teach summer school like how its normally taught, which is out of the book, instead of trying to teach us all actual teacher style. The re-take kids are going through the book 1 maybe 2 sections a day, whereas the smart kids group(Me + Asian girls going into THEIR FRESHMAN YEAR HOLY CRAP, NERDS!) are going through a chapter a day...
So yeah, thats fun and all that...
So, summer school sure is a blast. Our teacher, who may be mildly retarded, thinks its important for us to know what minuend means...
Also, she doesn't know how to go get the school calculators, so we have to bring our own.
She did do one thing semi-right. She split up the kids who are taking the class for the first time(For getting ahead purposes) from the kids who are re-taking the class. While this is nice, it is completely unnecessary. She could just not split us up and try to teach summer school like how its normally taught, which is out of the book, instead of trying to teach us all actual teacher style. The re-take kids are going through the book 1 maybe 2 sections a day, whereas the smart kids group(Me + Asian girls going into THEIR FRESHMAN YEAR HOLY CRAP, NERDS!) are going through a chapter a day...
So yeah, thats fun and all that...
09 July 2008
To the tune of "Frosted Flakes" by Lil T-cat and the home skillets
Its less than great!
Its about average!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So, I got printer ink and a cable splitter. Here is an explanation for you folk who aren't educated in the ways of "Private Chats between me and Zaphod"...
Printer Ink - Will stop making my printer act like a little bitch and whine at me instead of SCANNING THE FRACKING PIECE OF PAPER LIKE I TOLD IT TO 3 MILLION TIMES ALREADY!!! God!
Cable Splitter - Will allow me to watch and record live t.v. from the comfort of my irradiated LCD computer monitor! And also allow for teh leet hax of uploading stuff.
And now, a more personal entry written in italics(To denote its personal-ness).
Dear diary,
I am a man. I have a penis.
The end.
xxxoxOxX
Jesse
THATS NOT ALL!
If you order right here, right now, YOU may be qualified* to win a free plasma screen tv! Just call five five five, zero five seven, five seven five six five, six....seven...eight five pizza seven pizza niner oh one too, seven five eight....
five seven five...
three...
And we might pick up**, and you might win a plasma screen tv!***
Or not****
Anyways, I'll upload a comic around "whenever" and maybe you'll enjoy it and maybe you won't. I can't guarantee anything besides a slap to your insolent little face. Also, I think I might make some kind of short film starring the honorable judge G.I. Joe. And some other guys that may or may not or may or not may be, toys and/or action figures.
Oh, and I got sleep so I'm not so "Oooh lalalala, I'm insane because I haven't slept in over 24 hours and I'm starting to slip in and out of reality lah la la lah! BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAAAAAH!"
Also, I wanna watch The Life Aquatic really bad and right now. If you want to join me call the number that isn't listed below and be sure to bring popcorn to the address that is also not listed below...
*Probably not
**Thats not a real phone number so...Yeah, not really gonna happen
***No, you won't. Snap out of this fantasy world you live in and get real. God.
****Exactly.
Its less than great!
Its about average!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So, I got printer ink and a cable splitter. Here is an explanation for you folk who aren't educated in the ways of "Private Chats between me and Zaphod"...
Printer Ink - Will stop making my printer act like a little bitch and whine at me instead of SCANNING THE FRACKING PIECE OF PAPER LIKE I TOLD IT TO 3 MILLION TIMES ALREADY!!! God!
Cable Splitter - Will allow me to watch and record live t.v. from the comfort of my irradiated LCD computer monitor! And also allow for teh leet hax of uploading stuff.
And now, a more personal entry written in italics(To denote its personal-ness).
Dear diary,
I am a man. I have a penis.
The end.
xxxoxOxX
Jesse
THATS NOT ALL!
If you order right here, right now, YOU may be qualified* to win a free plasma screen tv! Just call five five five, zero five seven, five seven five six five, six....seven...eight five pizza seven pizza niner oh one too, seven five eight....
five seven five...
three...
And we might pick up**, and you might win a plasma screen tv!***
Or not****
Anyways, I'll upload a comic around "whenever" and maybe you'll enjoy it and maybe you won't. I can't guarantee anything besides a slap to your insolent little face. Also, I think I might make some kind of short film starring the honorable judge G.I. Joe. And some other guys that may or may not or may or not may be, toys and/or action figures.
Oh, and I got sleep so I'm not so "Oooh lalalala, I'm insane because I haven't slept in over 24 hours and I'm starting to slip in and out of reality lah la la lah! BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAAAAAH!"
Also, I wanna watch The Life Aquatic really bad and right now. If you want to join me call the number that isn't listed below and be sure to bring popcorn to the address that is also not listed below...
*Probably not
**Thats not a real phone number so...Yeah, not really gonna happen
***No, you won't. Snap out of this fantasy world you live in and get real. God.
****Exactly.
08 July 2008
So, I just saw 10,000 B.C.
I know, I know, I'm about 32 years late, but if you haven't seen it, you should. Its a good rental.
The Synopsis: Delay, a young mantuc hunter who doubles as a whiny little bitch starts fulfilling this old lady's prophecies and his tribe is all like, wtf? One day the tribe brings back this chick named Evanescence. The old lady Vulcan mind melds with her and sees some blurry shit and comes to the conclusion that four legged demons are gonna come and rape the village on the day of the last hunt. Delay, being full of emotions and hair and germs, falls in love with Evanescence the second he sees her. Everyone hates delay, on account of the fact that he's a bastard child who's mommy died giving birth to him because she couldn't handle raising such a little miserable failure and who's father betrayed and left the village for the same reason. So, Delay is left to be raised by Tic Tac, his father's life partner. Delay gets all old and is still in love with Evanescence but has to fulfill a prophecy to be able to get into her pants, or tunic, or whatever the hell they call those things. So, the day of the last hunt comes and delay kills the mantuc and everyone loves him but he didn't really kill it he just whined a lot until it died. He tells Tic Tac who in turn tells him that he needs to go fuck himself, because he's a lying whore. Then the next day, the four legged demons show up except they aren't four legged demons, they are just some guys on horses. They kill all these people and take a whole bunch back with them so they can have them as rape slaves or whatever and Tic Tac and Delay get all pissy and decide to run after them. So they and this other guy who is basically just cannon fodder, I think his name is Karen or something, start chasing after the four legged demons and chase them and chase them and chase them until they get attacked by some ostriches and then Tic Tac gets hurt and Karen dies or gets captured or something and Delay carries Tic Tac through the desert. While going through the desert Delay falls into a hole and finds this sweet ass epic tiger mount and saves it and he doesn't even ride it. I was all like WTF? Ride that shit into town and call it macaroni! But instead he just let it go. So he and Tic Tac come upon this village of black people and they all scream and point their sticks at them and then the Epic Tiger Mount comes and fulfills another prophecy and the black people are all like, wtf? So he and the black people get MORE black people who all chase down the four legged demon guys. But the four legged demon guys get on these boats and ride off and Delay whines like a little bitch but eventually gets to Egypt which is where they are taking the rape slaves. Delay and his band of merry men go to free all the slaves and get back Evanescence but the lead Egyptian guy is all like, woah there fella, I got your bitch. And Delay is all like, sure I'll let all these people become your slaves if you just give me back Evanescence. But then he changes his mind and throws a spear at the lead Egyptian guy all 300 style and it kills him and we find out he's just some fucking white dude instead of an alien like they led you to believe throughout the movie. Then Evanescence dies. But then she comes back to life again. But the old lady dies.
I know, I know, I'm about 32 years late, but if you haven't seen it, you should. Its a good rental.
The Synopsis: Delay, a young mantuc hunter who doubles as a whiny little bitch starts fulfilling this old lady's prophecies and his tribe is all like, wtf? One day the tribe brings back this chick named Evanescence. The old lady Vulcan mind melds with her and sees some blurry shit and comes to the conclusion that four legged demons are gonna come and rape the village on the day of the last hunt. Delay, being full of emotions and hair and germs, falls in love with Evanescence the second he sees her. Everyone hates delay, on account of the fact that he's a bastard child who's mommy died giving birth to him because she couldn't handle raising such a little miserable failure and who's father betrayed and left the village for the same reason. So, Delay is left to be raised by Tic Tac, his father's life partner. Delay gets all old and is still in love with Evanescence but has to fulfill a prophecy to be able to get into her pants, or tunic, or whatever the hell they call those things. So, the day of the last hunt comes and delay kills the mantuc and everyone loves him but he didn't really kill it he just whined a lot until it died. He tells Tic Tac who in turn tells him that he needs to go fuck himself, because he's a lying whore. Then the next day, the four legged demons show up except they aren't four legged demons, they are just some guys on horses. They kill all these people and take a whole bunch back with them so they can have them as rape slaves or whatever and Tic Tac and Delay get all pissy and decide to run after them. So they and this other guy who is basically just cannon fodder, I think his name is Karen or something, start chasing after the four legged demons and chase them and chase them and chase them until they get attacked by some ostriches and then Tic Tac gets hurt and Karen dies or gets captured or something and Delay carries Tic Tac through the desert. While going through the desert Delay falls into a hole and finds this sweet ass epic tiger mount and saves it and he doesn't even ride it. I was all like WTF? Ride that shit into town and call it macaroni! But instead he just let it go. So he and Tic Tac come upon this village of black people and they all scream and point their sticks at them and then the Epic Tiger Mount comes and fulfills another prophecy and the black people are all like, wtf? So he and the black people get MORE black people who all chase down the four legged demon guys. But the four legged demon guys get on these boats and ride off and Delay whines like a little bitch but eventually gets to Egypt which is where they are taking the rape slaves. Delay and his band of merry men go to free all the slaves and get back Evanescence but the lead Egyptian guy is all like, woah there fella, I got your bitch. And Delay is all like, sure I'll let all these people become your slaves if you just give me back Evanescence. But then he changes his mind and throws a spear at the lead Egyptian guy all 300 style and it kills him and we find out he's just some fucking white dude instead of an alien like they led you to believe throughout the movie. Then Evanescence dies. But then she comes back to life again. But the old lady dies.
The End!
So, I basically told you everything that happens in the movie and most of the jokes will be funny after you watch it, but despite my statements about D'leh being a whiny bitch, the movie was actually pretty good, and the cg was gorgeous. Also, the ostrich scene was totally sweet. Jurassic Parke-esque you might even say. I can't wait for the sequel "10,000 B.C. 2: 10,020 B.C. Son of D'leh"
30 June 2008
Good morning, Vietnam. Your news, delivered. Channel 2 works for you.
First on the agenda. Readers, while I know at least one of you is pretty much only here for Teh Vuntere Uncles(Season 8) uploads by our local pretty boy, Zaphod, I hope that a few of you also take the time to read my worthless additions to the vast media hive known only as "Teh Blogosfear". So, to improve the frequency of my posts, I need the help of you, dear reader. Give me some lame story suggestions. Try to give as much detail as possible. If you are lucky, I may even whip up a few [strike]shit collages[/strike] pictures in flash. Hell, maybe the whole story will be done in flash. It all depends on the suggestions you give me.
Now onto the news -
I'm thinking of doing a comic or something along the lines of a comic. A not-comic, if you will. Maybe a Pseudo comic.
I'm thinking of making a video or something along the lines of a video. Probably about fight club. Don't count on this video though. Its prolly not gonna happen. I can't trust giving my identity to you guys. Especially you, rapist.
I bought my first cruiser in Eve. One and a half missions later I blewed it up. If you play then join me, mah name is Ganreck Lorbaye.
Vuze rocks!
If you actually care about this stuff, I'm going to reveal who I would vote on for president soon. That is, if I weren't a wanted man.
If you didn't know already, Maxis just released a trial edition of the SPORE creature creator, free and available for download directly from their site. I don't have any first hand experience with this nifty, and apparently lightweight program, as there are some minor conflictions between my hardware and spore's face. However, I have seen my kid brother play it and it looks mighty sweet. I'm sure Zaphod will maybe, not, probably, tell you about it in a possibly, probably, not happening, delayed, future post.
I've decided I'm gonna try to take on making some kind of actual layout for this damned contraption. I'll probably have to call upon the talents of many friends and family and law enforcement to wring out the artsy fartsy and the code for this nonsense, but I'm sure it won't be much trouble.
Also, because of the recent discovery of actual living, breathing, not-known-in-person viewers, and their subsequent voting on our poll, I'm gonna do more polls. I promise they'll all have at least one, if not two options for you to choose from.
And last, but certainly not least, I'm an Indian outlaw...
Half Cherokee and Choctaw!
My momma was a Chickasaaaaw I'm a one-of-a-kind!
Good night, and good luck!
27 June 2008
WARNING:
THIS POST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!
THIS POST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!
Have you ever wanted to be sexy? How about major sexy? Anybody ever wanted to be Brigadier General sexy? I know I have!
However for most Americans today it is becoming increasingly difficult for people to be sexy. With obesity and stupid at an all time high Americans just don't have the motivation to stay as healthy as they used to...
Fortunately there is hope on the horizon for you little boy. New Magic: The Gathering card sets are being released meaning max play time for great time gets! Of course, this has nothing to do with improving your sexy. In fact, its far from it. You will actually lose sexy levels by buying and playing this Magic: The Gathering card set...
But isn't family what Christmas is all about? Isn't it? Or is it the power hungry media corporation Jews trying to make you buy all their stuff so they get rich and spread their jewery!? I think not! Its about the love and happiness you get when you find out how little someone knows you!
Its also about watching House because Hugh Laurie is a man among men and among crippled men. And Dickholes. Them too. Anyways, House debuted on Fox on November 16 2004 and quickly became the best show on the planet. Of course shortly thereafter LOST aired and beat House to death with its giant throbbing Jesus stick...
Now lost is a special kind of show especially in the fact that it isn't a show. Its real life. Because everyone knows there is a secret island where you have to press a button ever 108 minutes to save the world... Of course they don't have to do that anymore because Charlie died because he was killed by kick-ass Mikhail or however the frack you spell his name...
Which reminds me of another show Battlestar Galactica. A show that seems to take years to finally get to the technically fourth season. I wanna know who the last of the cylons is god damnit and I want to know now! I also wanna know how Kara Thrace is gonna lead everyone to their doom... And how she came back FROM THE DEAD! That shit was crazy. Don't be a busta now! Us baller street grove OG's know what we are talking about.
Speaking of black people jargon I have recently "acquired" a copy of GTA III San Andreas and I love it to death. Shooting drug dealers and stealing cars has given me a new outlook on life. And since I'm an Impressionable Youth I enjoy imitating what I see on T.V. and play in Video Games. So I'm gonna go start a gang, get surgery to become black, steal cars, shoot people, and use violence in situations that don't normally call for it. I'm also gonna sing a song about being trapped in a closet, everyone getting aids, and pulling out my gun which I suppose is a metaphor for the current economic situation in china and the Political corruption in North Korea...
07 February 2008
Once in a while you may get the urge to strip naked, run out into the middle of a 4-way intersection, and pronounce your love for frozen custard through interpretive dance. Don't worry. That is completely normal for a growing boy your age.
But you may also get the urge to play a free online game. This is definitely NOT normal. However, it is extremely popular and may be just what you need to pass the time it requires to level up your mining skill to rank four.
Now I was once a young boy like you. Growing up in this strange world. Not knowing my lefts from my rights and my penises from my vaginas but I always knew how to play Free Online Game. I've got quite a few Free Online Game under my belt. Including but not limited to: Adventure Quest, Nexustk, Domo, and last but not least GoonzuOnline.
There are a lot of upsides to Free Online Game. The most obvious reason being that they are free and a less obvious reason is that its a good way to meet new people and relieve stress. The downside is that their are tons of 'em and most of 'em suck it. Hard. Now don't get me wrong a lot of people like games that suck it. Hard. But not me. So its safe to say that you won't because you are an impressionable young boy, ripe for the picking, and willing to listen and follow anything I say.
Now I haven't covered all the different types of free online games. Only the Free Online Game ones. Now I will move on to flash games. By Flash I mean Macromedia Fash Studio Eight a wonderful little media creation device type thingy that I have very limited knowledge about; On account of my mild retardation.
Now I haven't covered all the different types of free online games. Only the Free Online Game ones. Now I will move on to flash games. By Flash I mean Macromedia Fash Studio Eight a wonderful little media creation device type thingy that I have very limited knowledge about; On account of my mild retardation.
One MAJOR hub of flash creations is http://www.negrounds.com/. A wonderful little site where a new flash video, game, or song is created everyday. Its a pretty good site once you are able to Identify what you want and when you want it. If you know what I mean. But you probably don't so I'm not gonna go into details but it involves 40 goats, a trampoline, and a sack of Irish potatoes.
BUT BUT FENGHAR! {you say} FENGHAR! I'VE SEEN OTHER SITES THAT SUPPORT FREE ONLINE FLASH GAMES! WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THEM!!?!?
Well, young impressionable boy, that would be because I'm lazy. But more importantly you aren't gonna find many flash games or movies that aren't on Newgrounds and if you do, you should put it on newgrounds for other people to enjoy.
Now, I've got one last game to mention and it aint a free online one. Its Eve, a massively multiplayer online game set in space. The object of this game is power, ultimate power. From dominating the completely player based market to having the most powerful mining corporation to piloting a massive Titan and obliterating the opposition. Eve has got it all and is certainly an attractive game. After my second 14 day free trial I decided it was time I get a subscription. Now I only play Free Online Game while I mine for veldspaar or level up the last skill I need to pilot my next ship.
Now, I've got one last game to mention and it aint a free online one. Its Eve, a massively multiplayer online game set in space. The object of this game is power, ultimate power. From dominating the completely player based market to having the most powerful mining corporation to piloting a massive Titan and obliterating the opposition. Eve has got it all and is certainly an attractive game. After my second 14 day free trial I decided it was time I get a subscription. Now I only play Free Online Game while I mine for veldspaar or level up the last skill I need to pilot my next ship.
So there you have it, Stuff!
-FENGHAR THE NORD!
07 January 2008
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