Even though I may have said more on everything tomorrow what I meant was more on everything in a couple of weeks.
I'm sorry about that; I know I'm a whore, but suck it the fuck up and listen to what I have to say right now.
I was in a movie. It was mildly awesome. I clapped for a man in a medieval hobbit-ish outfit. I saw a big pretty camera. I got an erection.
I was in the same movie again, at a later time; different scene. It was a bit more awesome because I got to skate. I had my own scene. Scene 25. It was cool. I got an erection.
The movies name is "The Rock and Roll Dreams of Christopher Duncan". Or something like that.
I saw a movie. It was most definitely awesome. It goes by the name of Gummo. Now Bardiel will tell you its a bad movie and that it has no plot. Let me assure you, it is a bad movie. There is a very high chance you will not like this movie for several reasons.
Let me list some for you:
- Its kinda scary in a "Let me get those shoes" kind of way. You'll get the joke once you watch it, which you will, because I know you can not contain that voracious curiosity melting your insides right now.
- It does have a plot, but it is not an actual plot. Basically it starts with a cat and ends with a cat, but all the shit that happens in between, that ties in the beginning and the end is as loose as your mothers vageena. Good luck trying to follow it.
- If you did not live in the shit south, or have any kind of connection to the shit south you will not like or understand this movie. Probably.
- GOD DAMN THESE PEOPLE IS UGLY.
- You might get the diabetes and die.
Next on the list....
Uhhhh
OH, I finished up filming for Blue Sunday. It was just a few outdoorsey shots and Adam actually did most of the dp-ing 'cause I suxors. Hopefully we can get that bitch edited so we can start work on "Mouth Action", the alias for our newest project that I have HIIIGH hopes for, or something else. Most likely something else*.
I helped edit Adam's murder/mystery movie thingie that he made and it was lol-tastic.
I think that covered it, Michael. Now, why don't you go shut the fuck up.
*We want, I believe, to let "Mouth Action" stew a bit in some of its own creative juices before we start in earnest on the writing. Meanwhile we'll begin on other, much lighter projects. I know I'm repeating myself, but I have high hopes for mouth action. I get this warm, sad, heavy, happy feeling in my chest whenever I think about it.
3 comments:
It most certainly did not cover it.
Well, you can suck my penis on the tip part.
What else do you need to know?
HEY UPDATE DO IT
Post a Comment