Video Thing... at 2:11 PM

I'm making one. With G.I. Joes and whatnot. I'm not sure what the plot should be about, but then again, I'm not sure of anything anymore. Also, I'm gonna get around to hookin up that cable splitter tonight and refilling the printer ink so I should have a comic up for you guys in the next day or so. Don't worry, it'll be all colorful with little jokes hidden in the mouse-over text and everything!

So, summer school sure is a blast. Our teacher, who may be mildly retarded, thinks its important for us to know what minuend means...

Also, she doesn't know how to go get the school calculators, so we have to bring our own.

She did do one thing semi-right. She split up the kids who are taking the class for the first time(For getting ahead purposes) from the kids who are re-taking the class. While this is nice, it is completely unnecessary. She could just not split us up and try to teach summer school like how its normally taught, which is out of the book, instead of trying to teach us all actual teacher style. The re-take kids are going through the book 1 maybe 2 sections a day, whereas the smart kids group(Me + Asian girls going into THEIR FRESHMAN YEAR HOLY CRAP, NERDS!) are going through a chapter a day...

So yeah, thats fun and all that...

Life! at 6:48 PM

To the tune of "Frosted Flakes" by Lil T-cat and the home skillets

Its less than great!

Its about average!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So, I got printer ink and a cable splitter. Here is an explanation for you folk who aren't educated in the ways of "Private Chats between me and Zaphod"...

Printer Ink - Will stop making my printer act like a little bitch and whine at me instead of SCANNING THE FRACKING PIECE OF PAPER LIKE I TOLD IT TO 3 MILLION TIMES ALREADY!!! God!

Cable Splitter - Will allow me to watch and record live t.v. from the comfort of my irradiated LCD computer monitor! And also allow for teh leet hax of uploading stuff.

And now, a more personal entry written in italics(To denote its personal-ness).

Dear diary,

I am a man. I have a penis.

The end.

xxxoxOxX
Jesse

THATS NOT ALL!

If you order right here, right now, YOU may be qualified* to win a free plasma screen tv! Just call five five five, zero five seven, five seven five six five, six....seven...eight five pizza seven pizza niner oh one too, seven five eight....

five seven five...

three...

And we might pick up**, and you might win a plasma screen tv!***

Or not****

Anyways, I'll upload a comic around "whenever" and maybe you'll enjoy it and maybe you won't. I can't guarantee anything besides a slap to your insolent little face. Also, I think I might make some kind of short film starring the honorable judge G.I. Joe. And some other guys that may or may not or may or not may be, toys and/or action figures.

Oh, and I got sleep so I'm not so "Oooh lalalala, I'm insane because I haven't slept in over 24 hours and I'm starting to slip in and out of reality lah la la lah! BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAAAAAH!"

Also, I wanna watch The Life Aquatic really bad and right now. If you want to join me call the number that isn't listed below and be sure to bring popcorn to the address that is also not listed below...

*Probably not
**Thats not a real phone number so...Yeah, not really gonna happen
***No, you won't. Snap out of this fantasy world you live in and get real. God.
****Exactly.