Flashed at 10:10 PM

So a long long time ago
In a galaxy far far away

I limewired(I know, I was such a nub) Macromedia flash and screwed around with it. I then promptly yelled at it, hit it with various blunt objects which may or may not have included my penis, yelled at it, cried a bit, went to sleep, ate some breakfast, yelled at it again, and uninstalled it from my computer. All because I had no idea how to use it. I've now re-downloaded it on orders from sir Zaphodlington Gargleblaster III and we were screwin around with it for drawing comics.

Welp, I've taken up trying to animate stuff and things and I think I'm getting pretty not-decent so I've decided to take up doing a sort of test short for you guys. I warn you it will be frighteningly weird and will probably have a fair amount of horribly HORRIBLY graphic pornography but I'm sure it will be a pleasure to watch and will warm your heart down to its very core. Possibly with a rage and/or stress related heart attack but thats beside the point.

Expect it within a not-week or soemthing. It'll probably never happen on account of the fact that I'm a lazy bum. But, if it does it will have a nice original soundtrack from yours truly created on the nice little "Fruity Loops 8 XXL Edition".

Also, I'm gonna start adding more pictures. You guys like to look at pictures, don't you?

Comic... at 8:23 PM

I lied its not coloured but it is funny...to me...

;_;

Also, its too big so follow
the
link!


http://img2.putfile.com/main/7/19121260934.jpg

Video Thing... at 2:11 PM

I'm making one. With G.I. Joes and whatnot. I'm not sure what the plot should be about, but then again, I'm not sure of anything anymore. Also, I'm gonna get around to hookin up that cable splitter tonight and refilling the printer ink so I should have a comic up for you guys in the next day or so. Don't worry, it'll be all colorful with little jokes hidden in the mouse-over text and everything!

So, summer school sure is a blast. Our teacher, who may be mildly retarded, thinks its important for us to know what minuend means...

Also, she doesn't know how to go get the school calculators, so we have to bring our own.

She did do one thing semi-right. She split up the kids who are taking the class for the first time(For getting ahead purposes) from the kids who are re-taking the class. While this is nice, it is completely unnecessary. She could just not split us up and try to teach summer school like how its normally taught, which is out of the book, instead of trying to teach us all actual teacher style. The re-take kids are going through the book 1 maybe 2 sections a day, whereas the smart kids group(Me + Asian girls going into THEIR FRESHMAN YEAR HOLY CRAP, NERDS!) are going through a chapter a day...

So yeah, thats fun and all that...

Life! at 6:48 PM

To the tune of "Frosted Flakes" by Lil T-cat and the home skillets

Its less than great!

Its about average!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So, I got printer ink and a cable splitter. Here is an explanation for you folk who aren't educated in the ways of "Private Chats between me and Zaphod"...

Printer Ink - Will stop making my printer act like a little bitch and whine at me instead of SCANNING THE FRACKING PIECE OF PAPER LIKE I TOLD IT TO 3 MILLION TIMES ALREADY!!! God!

Cable Splitter - Will allow me to watch and record live t.v. from the comfort of my irradiated LCD computer monitor! And also allow for teh leet hax of uploading stuff.

And now, a more personal entry written in italics(To denote its personal-ness).

Dear diary,

I am a man. I have a penis.

The end.

xxxoxOxX
Jesse

THATS NOT ALL!

If you order right here, right now, YOU may be qualified* to win a free plasma screen tv! Just call five five five, zero five seven, five seven five six five, six....seven...eight five pizza seven pizza niner oh one too, seven five eight....

five seven five...

three...

And we might pick up**, and you might win a plasma screen tv!***

Or not****

Anyways, I'll upload a comic around "whenever" and maybe you'll enjoy it and maybe you won't. I can't guarantee anything besides a slap to your insolent little face. Also, I think I might make some kind of short film starring the honorable judge G.I. Joe. And some other guys that may or may not or may or not may be, toys and/or action figures.

Oh, and I got sleep so I'm not so "Oooh lalalala, I'm insane because I haven't slept in over 24 hours and I'm starting to slip in and out of reality lah la la lah! BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAAAAAH!"

Also, I wanna watch The Life Aquatic really bad and right now. If you want to join me call the number that isn't listed below and be sure to bring popcorn to the address that is also not listed below...

*Probably not
**Thats not a real phone number so...Yeah, not really gonna happen
***No, you won't. Snap out of this fantasy world you live in and get real. God.
****Exactly.

If only American Commercials were like this... at 1:50 AM

I stumbled upon this video. Its so completely awesome I thought I'd show you guys.

Keep it sexy, sexy, sexy! at 3:55 PM

WARNING:
THIS POST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!

Have you ever wanted to be sexy? How about major sexy? Anybody ever wanted to be Brigadier General sexy? I know I have!

However for most Americans today it is becoming increasingly difficult for people to be sexy. With obesity and stupid at an all time high Americans just don't have the motivation to stay as healthy as they used to...

Fortunately there is hope on the horizon for you little boy. New Magic: The Gathering card sets are being released meaning max play time for great time gets! Of course, this has nothing to do with improving your sexy. In fact, its far from it. You will actually lose sexy levels by buying and playing this Magic: The Gathering card set...

But isn't family what Christmas is all about? Isn't it? Or is it the power hungry media corporation Jews trying to make you buy all their stuff so they get rich and spread their jewery!? I think not! Its about the love and happiness you get when you find out how little someone knows you!

Its also about watching House because Hugh Laurie is a man among men and among crippled men. And Dickholes. Them too. Anyways, House debuted on Fox on November 16 2004 and quickly became the best show on the planet. Of course shortly thereafter LOST aired and beat House to death with its giant throbbing Jesus stick...

Now lost is a special kind of show especially in the fact that it isn't a show. Its real life. Because everyone knows there is a secret island where you have to press a button ever 108 minutes to save the world... Of course they don't have to do that anymore because Charlie died because he was killed by kick-ass Mikhail or however the frack you spell his name...

Which reminds me of another show Battlestar Galactica. A show that seems to take years to finally get to the technically fourth season. I wanna know who the last of the cylons is god damnit and I want to know now! I also wanna know how Kara Thrace is gonna lead everyone to their doom... And how she came back FROM THE DEAD! That shit was crazy. Don't be a busta now! Us baller street grove OG's know what we are talking about.

Speaking of black people jargon I have recently "acquired" a copy of GTA III San Andreas and I love it to death. Shooting drug dealers and stealing cars has given me a new outlook on life. And since I'm an Impressionable Youth I enjoy imitating what I see on T.V. and play in Video Games. So I'm gonna go start a gang, get surgery to become black, steal cars, shoot people, and use violence in situations that don't normally call for it. I'm also gonna sing a song about being trapped in a closet, everyone getting aids, and pulling out my gun which I suppose is a metaphor for the current economic situation in china and the Political corruption in North Korea...