I'm jonesing for a zombie flick and/or game. Seriously, last night I even had a dream I was playing/living Left4Dead. I can't take this sexual fru- err, zombie anxiety much longer. Seriously. Someone, somewhere needs to make a halfway decent zombie flick and/or game. I'M DYING HERE. Or, someone could, I don't know, unleash a zombie virus on the world and effectively create a holocaust that would eleminate 97% of the world's population, completely relieving most, if not all, political, social, climate, and economic pressures and allowing for a new World government headed by the most badass of badass zombie hunters. That would make me just as happy. Fuck, I want to kill or watch people get killed/kill some zombies.
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Showing posts with label Zombie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombie. Show all posts
BLARGH! Google makes me sad... I thought this whole "Zombie Haiku*" thing would be pretty original... Unfortunately, I was wrong. But, hey that won't stop me from posting some beautiful zombie haiku's!
Infection Spreading
The rage is taking over
I must find my son
Blood drops in my eye
"Jenny, get away from me"
Gun shot; Body falls
Creepy Soldiers are
All up ons mah woman and
That girl Jenny too
Zombie on a chain
"See if they die from hunger"
Says the leader guy
Crackle underfoot
My body stiffens in fear
The Zombies hear me
Low growl in the night
Pale eyes gleam in the moonlight
A zombie attacks
Spreads like a fire
Just as unpredictable
The virus unknown
When the sun goes down
The zombies are awakened
Now its killing time
Good information
The Zombie Survival Guide
A suggested read
I am Legend; Film
Slightly different plot line
Some weird Zompires
Something out of place
Frank has moved; "NO FRANK NO NO"
Zompire plotting
Short hair, tight clothes, strong
Got an A on Zombie quiz
Knowledge is power
Stabbing no effect;
Sever the head from body
Best way to kill them
Now I've been Cornered
The mob is surrounding me
I'm out of bullets
Pretty good, eh? All of those are orignal works copyright symbol me, Fenghar the Nord. Now, why don't you guys give it a shot and write some zombie haiku's of your own. Just post them in the comments to this post. Hell, why don't we make it a contest. I'll draw a fantabulous picture for and/or dedicate a post to the winner!
*They aren't actually Haikusesessses, they are Senryu's. Haiku's are serious and have to do with nature. Senryu's are like Haiku's but are usually funny/satirical and have to do with the human condition and stuff like that... IDK, DICTIONARY.COM IT, NOOB!
The rage is taking over
I must find my son
Blood drops in my eye
"Jenny, get away from me"
Gun shot; Body falls
Creepy Soldiers are
All up ons mah woman and
That girl Jenny too
Zombie on a chain
"See if they die from hunger"
Says the leader guy
Crackle underfoot
My body stiffens in fear
The Zombies hear me
Low growl in the night
Pale eyes gleam in the moonlight
A zombie attacks
Spreads like a fire
Just as unpredictable
The virus unknown
When the sun goes down
The zombies are awakened
Now its killing time
Good information
The Zombie Survival Guide
A suggested read
I am Legend; Film
Slightly different plot line
Some weird Zompires
Something out of place
Frank has moved; "NO FRANK NO NO"
Zompire plotting
Short hair, tight clothes, strong
Got an A on Zombie quiz
Knowledge is power
Stabbing no effect;
Sever the head from body
Best way to kill them
Now I've been Cornered
The mob is surrounding me
I'm out of bullets
Pretty good, eh? All of those are orignal works copyright symbol me, Fenghar the Nord. Now, why don't you guys give it a shot and write some zombie haiku's of your own. Just post them in the comments to this post. Hell, why don't we make it a contest. I'll draw a fantabulous picture for and/or dedicate a post to the winner!
*They aren't actually Haikusesessses, they are Senryu's. Haiku's are serious and have to do with nature. Senryu's are like Haiku's but are usually funny/satirical and have to do with the human condition and stuff like that... IDK, DICTIONARY.COM IT, NOOB!
01 April 2008
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