Hey, Ever Had a Panic Attack?

No?

Do you want to experience one for the first time?

Well, why not?

Pff, its not THAT bad. Quit being a wussy.

Here, look, go buy Half-Life 1 --THE NON-SOURCE VERSION OF THE GAME OR ELSE THIS WON'T WORK-- and then download Afraid of Monsters: Director's Cut. I promise you that you will be scared and you will probably experience what is known as a "heart attack".

Here's the link where you can look at some infos for the game. http://www.moddb.com/mods/afraid-of-monsters-dc

Hey, We Aren't Dead.

Seriously.

Like right now, I'm totally making full use of my lungs and heart and even some parts of my brain and stuff.

I just want you guys to know that I plan on posting and stuff I just need to get my head straight and my life on track. Lots of totally not awesome things going on with both me and Astrozombie(zaphodicles). I realize that we look tough and gritty and sexy and manly and totally hot and not fat on the outside but on the inside we are made of organs and blood and soft things and poop like babies. Sometimes our feelings get hurt. And sometimes the world is harder than our erections.

Sometimes.

But hey, its great material for art comics and movies. Totally.

Anyways, here is some content for you guys to consume. I stumbled upon my now favorite artist in the world. The page might take a while to load for you sub-humans out there because your internets is inferior but its well worth the wait.

This guy is up there with Salvador Dali in my awesome art list(its actually a kinda short list because of my bein all uncultured and whatnot).

Check him out and his creepy drawings that I sorta draw like

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