Bukake at 4:02 PM

I like bukake





Once I get a tablet these will look so much better, honest and for truly!

I'm Just A Little Birdy Too! at 4:49 PM

So I'm "tweeting" on the "twitter" now, "yo". Whatever that means.

I'm mainly doing it so I can stop flooding facebook with status updates, but I'm also doing it so you guys(whoever you are) can watch me slowly slip into a drug and alcohol fueled depression through the ease and convenience of mobile phone updates.

Until I become super internet famous and have to start being an asshole to all my fans because I need to keep my image I'll reply to everyone I can. Except for the times when replies aren't really necessary. But I'll probably reply then, too, because I hunger for any kind of human contact.

HA HA HA HA HA- JUST KIDDING GUISE I'M NOT CRAZY HAHHAHHEHEheheheoHoHo

Check out the sidebar to your right, please. Think of it as a charity to someone who is in need of validation of their existence.

Wow at 1:16 PM

We have 150 posts!

That's a lot.

Anyways, here's yo next comic! A slight break from the apocalyptic theme- depending on how you look at it.

I'm gonna try to do hand-drawn comics from now on because they are quicker and less frustrating to do. I'll also try to learn how to colorize on the compy.

I'll also also learn how to draw better :(







This comic deals with rage related to aquatic animals.

The Future at 9:55 PM

Attention: Serious post that isn't very funny coming up.

So me and Fenghar have had several in-depth discussions about the future of Slatfatf. We've been talking about what exactly we want to do with the site, where we want it to go, and how this is coinciding with our social lives and educational lives. Anyways, here are some key points:

• blogspot/blogger is a fairly limited host that no longer fills our needs
• our hits are fine, but they could be higher
• we don't post as often, and by we, I mean I haven't been.
• we don't desire to make money from this site, at least not currently, so we will still be ad free

Considering the above for a moment, we need a new way to bring great content to our readers, including sound files, videos, music, flash, java, etc. Not only that, but we also need a place that provides us with appropriate amounts of intuition and design. We also need our loyal readers to help us out, spread the joy and tell people about our site. We don't make any extra money or anything, but 40-50% of the content on ANY blog is "populated" by the commentators. So share with us your feedback and comments!

Thanks for reading this non funny post about the future. Thanks a lot.

You prick.

UR MOM at 7:13 PM

Today, we see our hero gettin' a bit saucy with Abaddon.






Hurm, hope this post works right...

EDIT: It didn't, but it gives me hope! If I downsize my images I can make them fit on this layout real nice- and if we get a better css template then maybe we can find one with a nicely expanded main column so it will be even better for comic and picture placement and I won't have to thumbnail everything or cut it together.

It might also allow me to do alt text which- even with the images straight up on the page(rather than thumbnailed) didn't seem to be appearing. HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS TO DO WEBCOMICS!

Well, I officially suck. at 4:04 PM

I'm a total piece of crap who is going to ditch putting up a comic for you guys because I got a second chance on submitting an essay that was due today for a contest because my teacher liked the first draft so much.

This is doubly terrible because it should've been no problem for me to up a comic if I had drawn it already.

Hopefully it will be up on Tuesday, or even later today.

Wish me luck! The prize is 1000$ in cold, hard cash all of which will go towards my film career. That reminds me- I'm planning on the art design, character design, storyline design, co-voicing, and co-writing a little short show for you guys.

It will probably involve puppets and insanity.

Of course, I promise these kinds of things a lot so don't expect anything. I want it to be a surprise anyways.

Hiatus at 11:40 PM

No comics next Saturday or next week. I'mma gonna bees in Texas for Spring Break.

There will also probably be no new posts, unless AstroZombie has an explosion of inspiration or wants to show you guys some sweet uploads- which he probably will because he'll be on vacation as well and that's usually when he posts the most.

If I'm able to plug in somewhere I'll probably drop a few pics for you guys. Expect comics in full force the week after next, as I draw a LOT when I'm on vacation.

Until then have an awesome week, guys.

Seacrest- OUT.

Water at 3:28 PM

Our himself in a parched predicament!



I need to figure out how to do alt text...

Skidoosh at 6:16 PM

The next webcomic for your enjoyment, titled "Introspection".



I love making these comics.

Boy howdy, be shore to drop on down here this Wednesday for another apocalyptic release!

And don't forget to drop a comment.

Ever.

Don't ever forget it, or you might just die.

Maybe...

Know What? at 10:05 PM

So if you haven't noticed, we are trying to do a lot of things with slatfatf right now, but this post isn't about slatfat, it's about me.  It's about why I haven't been posting, why I've not been delivering on all my many promises about uploading and posting every day and programming and presenting tangible results.  Well I don't have many answers, but I'll try to make up a few.

1. I'm currently in the healthiest relationship I've ever been in, and it's really turning into something great, so I guess a lot of my time has been devoted to that (this makes Fenghar excessively uncomfortable, because I don't spend time with him anymore. Also, Fenghar is angered because I'm in a relationship with a woman instead of a man)
2. I'm a proud member of several private torrent trackers, and thus I have been spending a lot of bandwidth (in fact, all of my bandwidth. I was warned by  my ISP about overuse/copyright infringement) on those sites, instead of uploading for slatfat.
3. I've been very busy with school and such, I have a huge amount of writing to do, and lots of other things that I probably will not study nor ever use in my professional carreer. 
4. I have a lot of ideas and things that I want to do, and I've actually been doing them for once.  This hinders my slatfatf time greatly, since spare moments are given to other things, like my current screenplay/comic I'm writing with Fenghar.
5. I've been very busy not doing things on here

Yeah whatever.

We Got Plugged! at 5:50 PM

We were just plugged by a webcomic so, since it is only courteous to do so, we's gonna plug right back! HEEYAH!

Drop on by BFFSatan for some DEVILISH humour. Damn I'm clever.

Anyways, I'm changing the comic update schedule to three times a week- Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.

Prepare for some awesome tomorrow!

THIS IS A WEBCOMIC at 6:15 PM

This is the first in a, hopefully, long series. Lets see if I can try to balance school and life to update this regularly. For right now, I'mma gonna shoot for Saturday releases of these babies- so drop by soon for some more.

HERE WE GO!







*In case you can't read it- it says "Humanity's Punchline OR: How I learned to stop joking and love the apocalypse"







There we go. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!? I THINK I'M PRETTY CLEVER! SEE HOW THAT CROSS'S SHADOW IS BURNING, BUT ITS NOT!? ISN'T THAT CLEVER? DAMN I"M GOOD. I'M TOTALLY GONNA GET, LIKE, THIRTY GIRLFRIENDS FOR THIS COMIC ALONE.