Showtime!

So last Friday Zaphod and I started working on a new project. A show about 4 men stuck at the bottom ocean. Wait two men. And a beaver. And a cat.

Funny little anecdote, Zaphod improvised an amazing theme song... and then completely forgot it. So we've been wracking our brains trying to find out what exactly the words were. Its safe to say I've gone far past insanity.

N E WAYZ, its lookin' pretty sexy so far. I've been charged with exterior set design so I'll be working on that this week. I'll probably take a few progress pictures and document the making of the show and maybe I'll post it up if it turns out to be halfway decent.

Sorry for the lack of posts, buds, that is if'n you are still reading this. Whores. Sluts. Lecherous SWINE.

Here's the stats for the show:

Director: Zaphod Beeblebrox
Co-Director: FengharTheNord
Actors: Zaphod*, Fenghar, Cat**, Beaver***
Set Design: Fenghar
Writers: Zaphod, Fenghar
DP: Zaphod, Fenghar*
Gaffer: Stanly Cruster
Animal Wrangler: William Jenkinson
Music: Fenghar on the Harmonica, Zaphod on the lyrics, and Both on the Vocals
Producer: Slatfatf productions****
Stuntmen: Clevis Nagrom, Hideo Nakijima, Terrence Swillwater, Sven Taxit, Spork Mannington, Rodney Blackshoot, Tim Handcock
Fannypack Sprucer: Travis Hepling

*He might not want to act in it...
**Zaphod's puppet, Voiced by me or Zaphod (idk)
***My puppet, Voiced by me or Zaphod (again, idk)
****Name Subject to change

Also, we might sign some other people on as well...

P.S. Can't wait for House Tuesday...

Also, this.

Also, this.



FARGE!

Argh, so Zaphod and I have been supersupersick lately and I haven't gotten around to doing a silly vlog yet so I'm sorry about that. I might do one tomorrow though. Maybe.



Check out his other stuff its loltastic, especially anything to do with tequila or mumbler/bartle-doo.




xoxo
~Mom

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all people within our nation!

This is the 100th post. In it I will type 100 words starting...

NOW:

Actually, no. I was just kidding about that nonsense. I wish I could do something special for you guys like show you the silly story I made out of pictures. Unfortunately this is a cruddy laptop that doesn't have the silly pictures made for the story. :Sadface: Also, the story involves shooping some of the da whooping which is wholly inappropriate for virgin eyes such as yours.

HEY GUESS WHAT CHICKIN BUTT!

You know what is really super extra awesome fun?! Nothing. Now get the fuck out of my house you two-timing, lecherous WHORE!

Ack, this is a horrible 100th post. Hopefully the 101st will be a hilarious vlog featuring Zaphod and me but I doubt it on account of the fact that Zaphod will probably just show you to another sweet music video or talk about how much goddamn awesome games he just bought. Asshole.

Ps. I can't wait to watch house tomorrow, omgo omgo mgomg!qqq111

Pss. I'm tired of this tuberculosis! OMGOGMOGMGOds!1111

PSsSSsss!S. I'm actually very seriously considering this vlog thing and already have a outline of it all ups in mah noggins.

Also, I wanna do some comics real soon

Also Also, I just hit my funny bone AKA you lost the game.

Great Job!

Just posting to show that I'm alive and well. I'm thinking of baking up a nice little vlog real soon so expect to be fed a delicious and vomit un-inducing meal within the next 73.38 hours. It will be a nice clean match, south lawrence rules with a little hanky panky on the side. Don't count on seeing my face though. I have to hide my identity to protect myself and the ones I love.

Meanwhile...

In other news...

On the other side of the galaxy...

A man and his dog are going for a walk into a bar, the blonde bartender turns to the horse and says I'll give you three wishes. The horse dies the next day and at the funeral a preacher, a rabbi, and a muslim guy are arguing over golf rules when all of a sudden god comes out of the sky and everyone is all like "Jesus, I had no idea you wore pants"! During the apocalypse one cop turns to the other and is like "Telephone, I thought you said Megaphone!" Cue canned laughter and a shot of Jimmy Hoffa's face. A tsunami rolls into town and walks into the nearest saloon, kicking open the swinging doors with startling fury. Inside the dimly lit cave there is a horeshoe, a car salesman, and an oriental vase. Your exits are north, south, and east. If you choose to dig up the grave, turn to page 70. If you choose to go back the way you came turn to page 21. Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. I like cookies extra chunky. Seacrest...

OUT!

Podcasting fun

Well we casted last night, but it wasn't up until today. Wonder why? Well we could not remember how to stop recording. FUn fun fun.
Enjoy it hoes. We still aren't updating much. Maybe a film this weekend!

awesome.

You Dont Know Me (featuring Regina Spektor)



thanks fintron.


oh, and same directors, slightly older


working working working

Well, I'm bringing a dvd to show in class tomorrow at school that will possibly get me kicked out of school. Yay!
Fenghar's computer is still broken.
I'm still tired and wasted.
And All's right in the universe. Large Hadron collider turned on today/yesterday, according to NPR this morning. It made the loop and bam, blackhole.
New podcast tonight, maybe. Check back later.

Spore, id super pack, games games games

WOWZA!

I bought spore a few days ago, got the pre-download, and now I'm all ready to unlock it once it turns midnight tonight. Another big thing that happened today, STEAM has a sale on all iD software games. Id is the publisher that brought you classics such as Wolfenstein, Quake, Doom, Hexen, heretic, and so much more. I just bought all of the id software games in what steam calls a "superpack" for 35 bucks. Freakin awesome. Anywho, I just wondered if anyone was still playing quake and doom. If so, give me your steam id fool.

Using Microsoft Word 2007 to blog

Yeah, whatever. Just testing if this system works.