Hey, Ever Had a Panic Attack? at 8:22 PM

No?

Do you want to experience one for the first time?

Well, why not?

Pff, its not THAT bad. Quit being a wussy.

Here, look, go buy Half-Life 1 --THE NON-SOURCE VERSION OF THE GAME OR ELSE THIS WON'T WORK-- and then download Afraid of Monsters: Director's Cut. I promise you that you will be scared and you will probably experience what is known as a "heart attack".

Here's the link where you can look at some infos for the game. http://www.moddb.com/mods/afraid-of-monsters-dc

Hey, We Aren't Dead. at 7:26 PM

Seriously.

Like right now, I'm totally making full use of my lungs and heart and even some parts of my brain and stuff.

I just want you guys to know that I plan on posting and stuff I just need to get my head straight and my life on track. Lots of totally not awesome things going on with both me and Astrozombie(zaphodicles). I realize that we look tough and gritty and sexy and manly and totally hot and not fat on the outside but on the inside we are made of organs and blood and soft things and poop like babies. Sometimes our feelings get hurt. And sometimes the world is harder than our erections.

Sometimes.

But hey, its great material for art comics and movies. Totally.

Anyways, here is some content for you guys to consume. I stumbled upon my now favorite artist in the world. The page might take a while to load for you sub-humans out there because your internets is inferior but its well worth the wait.

This guy is up there with Salvador Dali in my awesome art list(its actually a kinda short list because of my bein all uncultured and whatnot).

Check him out and his creepy drawings that I sorta draw like

Oh sweet god why is that man moving his face so fast at 10:56 PM

I sit here, in the brightly lit study of my house.  The rest of my family is asleep, and has been for at least an hour. The house is nearly frozen, and nothing more would please me than to jump in my warm bed. The quiet hum of the laundry machine nearly lulls me to sleep.  Then I realize, there is no way I will ever be sleeping again. Ever.  I say this because I have just completed a late viewing of the most disturbing and impacting film I have ever seen.  Ever. 

Now what is this movie you are talking about, Zaphod?  Is it the exorcist? that movie was pretty scary, right??!!  

No, it wasn't.  I honestly have never been truly scared by a movie besides The Shining.  I think I'm forgetting some movie, but who gives a shit. 

The Movie I am talking about is the 1990 film Jacob's Ladder.  Now before you go "Oh I know how to use the internetz, LOLZZDF, let me go youtube up a trailer!!1!1112One11Eleven"  Just fucking wait.  Don't watch a trailer, don't see a fucking summary, don't listen to a goddamn podcast about it.  Dont read a review, don't watch your tv, don't do anything.  Just leave, and watch it.  In fact, I'll fucking upload it for you to watch.  That way, you never have to leave your chair, fatty.  Ok, so to entice you to see it, since I know you won't watch it with just a demanding WATCH IT, i'll write a very quick, 100% spoiler free summary.  

A war veteran is hallucinating horrific things.  There, nuff said.  Well maybe not.  I watched this because I read somewhere that it influenced the silent hill video game series.  Meaning, I must see it.  

Honestly, I can't get enough of this film.  I need to go buy it on dvd and watch every deleted scene and listen to every commentary track.  

So just wait a while, and the movie will be uploaded onto megaupload for your viewing pleasure.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EA05TJ2F

thats the link!

Amazing. at 7:20 PM

Now I play a little harmonica now and then but I mainly can only do chords on account of the fact that I suck at harmonica. This guy is amazing, I don't know how he doesn't hyperventilate. Check out him and other amazing artists under the same uploader. I think its some kind of record label that promotes specialized instrumentalists. Or something. Idk.