So I'm "tweeting" on the "twitter" now, "yo". Whatever that means.
I'm mainly doing it so I can stop flooding facebook with status updates, but I'm also doing it so you guys(whoever you are) can watch me slowly slip into a drug and alcohol fueled depression through the ease and convenience of mobile phone updates.
Until I become super internet famous and have to start being an asshole to all my fans because I need to keep my image I'll reply to everyone I can. Except for the times when replies aren't really necessary. But I'll probably reply then, too, because I hunger for any kind of human contact.
HA HA HA HA HA- JUST KIDDING GUISE I'M NOT CRAZY HAHHAHHEHEheheheoHoHo
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I'm a total piece of crap who is going to ditch putting up a comic for you guys because I got a second chance on submitting an essay that was due today for a contest because my teacher liked the first draft so much.
This is doubly terrible because it should've been no problem for me to up a comic if I had drawn it already.
Hopefully it will be up on Tuesday, or even later today.
Wish me luck! The prize is 1000$ in cold, hard cash all of which will go towards my film career. That reminds me- I'm planning on the art design, character design, storyline design, co-voicing, and co-writing a little short show for you guys.
It will probably involve puppets and insanity.
Of course, I promise these kinds of things a lot so don't expect anything. I want it to be a surprise anyways.
This is doubly terrible because it should've been no problem for me to up a comic if I had drawn it already.
Hopefully it will be up on Tuesday, or even later today.
Wish me luck! The prize is 1000$ in cold, hard cash all of which will go towards my film career. That reminds me- I'm planning on the art design, character design, storyline design, co-voicing, and co-writing a little short show for you guys.
It will probably involve puppets and insanity.
Of course, I promise these kinds of things a lot so don't expect anything. I want it to be a surprise anyways.
23 March 2009
No comics next Saturday or next week. I'mma gonna bees in Texas for Spring Break.
There will also probably be no new posts, unless AstroZombie has an explosion of inspiration or wants to show you guys some sweet uploads- which he probably will because he'll be on vacation as well and that's usually when he posts the most.
If I'm able to plug in somewhere I'll probably drop a few pics for you guys. Expect comics in full force the week after next, as I draw a LOT when I'm on vacation.
Until then have an awesome week, guys.
Seacrest- OUT.
There will also probably be no new posts, unless AstroZombie has an explosion of inspiration or wants to show you guys some sweet uploads- which he probably will because he'll be on vacation as well and that's usually when he posts the most.
If I'm able to plug in somewhere I'll probably drop a few pics for you guys. Expect comics in full force the week after next, as I draw a LOT when I'm on vacation.
Until then have an awesome week, guys.
Seacrest- OUT.
13 March 2009
We were just plugged by a webcomic so, since it is only courteous to do so, we's gonna plug right back! HEEYAH!
Drop on by BFFSatan for some DEVILISH humour. Damn I'm clever.
Anyways, I'm changing the comic update schedule to three times a week- Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.
Prepare for some awesome tomorrow!
Drop on by BFFSatan for some DEVILISH humour. Damn I'm clever.
Anyways, I'm changing the comic update schedule to three times a week- Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.
Prepare for some awesome tomorrow!
08 March 2009
Back Again.
I'm back from Texas and I have tons of glorious pictures to upload. Unfortunately I forgot to print out or even remember the cannibal story, but I did draw a LOT.
So be prepared for the sexy to hit your computation device in a matter of...a day.
Right now, I'm gonna check mah sites and then I'm gonna hit the sack.
Seacrest- OUT
I'm back from Texas and I have tons of glorious pictures to upload. Unfortunately I forgot to print out or even remember the cannibal story, but I did draw a LOT.
So be prepared for the sexy to hit your computation device in a matter of...a day.
Right now, I'm gonna check mah sites and then I'm gonna hit the sack.
Seacrest- OUT
22 February 2009
So I figure I should start posting once every day for practice, at least until I can set up a reasonable schedule for content release. I think Monday is a good day for comics, and every other Saturday is a good day for podcasts. Once a month is good for special content like videos or such.
Aside from that I think everything else will be irregular but frequent.
Really, though its all up in the air at this moment as to what direction we will take this site in. Hopefully I can start scraping off the leftover creativity that's been stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I know lately it seems like all we've been doing is apologizing for a lack of updates.
I'm not one to break habits so- I'm sorry for not updating with awesome hilarious content every day.
Expect a nice update by the end of this week, I really plan on following through with that children's story about cannibalism.
P.S. I might make an IRC channel for this site where I can hang out and be all lonely because I don't actually have any fans that would go to it, I might also make a forum in which I will do the same thing.
Aside from that I think everything else will be irregular but frequent.
Really, though its all up in the air at this moment as to what direction we will take this site in. Hopefully I can start scraping off the leftover creativity that's been stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I know lately it seems like all we've been doing is apologizing for a lack of updates.
I'm not one to break habits so- I'm sorry for not updating with awesome hilarious content every day.
Expect a nice update by the end of this week, I really plan on following through with that children's story about cannibalism.
P.S. I might make an IRC channel for this site where I can hang out and be all lonely because I don't actually have any fans that would go to it, I might also make a forum in which I will do the same thing.
18 February 2009
I'm going to Texas friday and I'll be sure to take some pretty pictures of things and stuff because I really like Texas. Especially Dallas, which is where I will be. I'll also draw a whole bunch since I won't have anything else to do and possibly I might start building a reserve of comics so I can get that process going.
I might even do something interesting while I'm there so stay tuned for upcoming news and excitement.
Actually, knowing me, I won't do anything while I'm there and I'll just fail you all and this site will die and I won't become a director and I'll just pick up a crack habit and live off my parents for the rest of my life so I can feed my sickening condition but soon they will forsake me so I'll just have to sell my body to upkeep my horrible dysfunction and one day I'll sell my body to the wrong person and they will take me to their house and chop me up and put me in their freezer so later they can eat me or grind me up into their food that they sell on the street. Street meat they call it. They'll sell me as street meat that people will eat and they will think its delicious but actually its pernicious. And they will peddle my feet and buyers they'll greet with snuffed out smiles and a merchant's guile. I'll be taken away piece by piece maybe for a niece's birthday feast and there they will taste this street meat and I will be famous because I'm in everyone's bellies.
I'm going to draw a comic/children's book about this and all of it will rhyme and it will be amazing.
Actually I won't.
But maybe I will.
Gotta keep you readers* guessing.
*no one HAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHAHOHOHOHAOHOohgodhelpmeHAHAHAHOHOHOHHEEHEHEHEHOHOHO
I might even do something interesting while I'm there so stay tuned for upcoming news and excitement.
Actually, knowing me, I won't do anything while I'm there and I'll just fail you all and this site will die and I won't become a director and I'll just pick up a crack habit and live off my parents for the rest of my life so I can feed my sickening condition but soon they will forsake me so I'll just have to sell my body to upkeep my horrible dysfunction and one day I'll sell my body to the wrong person and they will take me to their house and chop me up and put me in their freezer so later they can eat me or grind me up into their food that they sell on the street. Street meat they call it. They'll sell me as street meat that people will eat and they will think its delicious but actually its pernicious. And they will peddle my feet and buyers they'll greet with snuffed out smiles and a merchant's guile. I'll be taken away piece by piece maybe for a niece's birthday feast and there they will taste this street meat and I will be famous because I'm in everyone's bellies.
I'm going to draw a comic/children's book about this and all of it will rhyme and it will be amazing.
Actually I won't.
But maybe I will.
Gotta keep you readers* guessing.
*no one HAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHAHOHOHOHAOHOohgodhelpmeHAHAHAHOHOHOHHEEHEHEHEHOHOHO
17 February 2009
Seriously.
Like right now, I'm totally making full use of my lungs and heart and even some parts of my brain and stuff.
I just want you guys to know that I plan on posting and stuff I just need to get my head straight and my life on track. Lots of totally not awesome things going on with both me and Astrozombie(zaphodicles). I realize that we look tough and gritty and sexy and manly and totally hot and not fat on the outside but on the inside we are made of organs and blood and soft things and poop like babies. Sometimes our feelings get hurt. And sometimes the world is harder than our erections.
Sometimes.
But hey, its great material for art comics and movies. Totally.
Anyways, here is some content for you guys to consume. I stumbled upon my now favorite artist in the world. The page might take a while to load for you sub-humans out there because your internets is inferior but its well worth the wait.
This guy is up there with Salvador Dali in my awesome art list(its actually a kinda short list because of my bein all uncultured and whatnot).
Check him out and his creepy drawings that I sorta draw like
Like right now, I'm totally making full use of my lungs and heart and even some parts of my brain and stuff.
I just want you guys to know that I plan on posting and stuff I just need to get my head straight and my life on track. Lots of totally not awesome things going on with both me and Astrozombie(zaphodicles). I realize that we look tough and gritty and sexy and manly and totally hot and not fat on the outside but on the inside we are made of organs and blood and soft things and poop like babies. Sometimes our feelings get hurt. And sometimes the world is harder than our erections.
Sometimes.
But hey, its great material for art comics and movies. Totally.
Anyways, here is some content for you guys to consume. I stumbled upon my now favorite artist in the world. The page might take a while to load for you sub-humans out there because your internets is inferior but its well worth the wait.
This guy is up there with Salvador Dali in my awesome art list(its actually a kinda short list because of my bein all uncultured and whatnot).
Check him out and his creepy drawings that I sorta draw like
22 January 2009
This is an Update that is telling you that we are going to Update.
I am currently stocking up on comics and will get that stuff up soon.
Also, Zaphod is working on a new layout... I think...
Also, I'll be writing some movie reviews soon too.
Also, this is a reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to Update
Also, I'm planning on doing some movie stuff soon
Also, I'm planning doing something special for new year's probably
Also, I actually wasn't planing on doing something for new year's I just thought of doing that right now in the present so it wasn't really planned but I'm totally gonna plan something and then tell you about how I'm planning something
Also, I'm planning on planning on doing something special for new year's
Also, this is a reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to Update reminder
Also, I might write some more of those "I haven't slept in 3 days" non sequiters
Also, I believe my computer has been infected with some ad-ware or virus of some sort but I think Kaspersky might've cleaned it up a bit but I'm not sure and this computer is really starting to piss me off that its not fixed fully, but I still am glad that I can use it
Also, this is a reminder of the reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to update reminder
Also, I'll probably post something special for Christmas, too.
This is an Update telling you that we are going to Update
I am currently stocking up on comics and will get that stuff up soon.
Also, Zaphod is working on a new layout... I think...
Also, I'll be writing some movie reviews soon too.
Also, this is a reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to Update
Also, I'm planning on doing some movie stuff soon
Also, I'm planning doing something special for new year's probably
Also, I actually wasn't planing on doing something for new year's I just thought of doing that right now in the present so it wasn't really planned but I'm totally gonna plan something and then tell you about how I'm planning something
Also, I'm planning on planning on doing something special for new year's
Also, this is a reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to Update reminder
Also, I might write some more of those "I haven't slept in 3 days" non sequiters
Also, I believe my computer has been infected with some ad-ware or virus of some sort but I think Kaspersky might've cleaned it up a bit but I'm not sure and this computer is really starting to piss me off that its not fixed fully, but I still am glad that I can use it
Also, this is a reminder of the reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to update reminder
Also, I'll probably post something special for Christmas, too.
This is an Update telling you that we are going to Update
20 December 2008
HEY YOU I"M SORRY FOR NEGLECTING YOU!
HEY YOU I'M SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU BE!
HEY YOU I'M SORRY FOR NOT POSTING!
HEY YOU I'M SORRY I LEFT YOU!
HEY YOU
HEY
I plan on writing some silly commentary on the Tulsa Gun and Arms show for you guys so expect a post later today or something.
Some NEWS:
As you may very well possibly maybe know, Zaphod, The Boatsmen, and I have been working on a movie and we will probably have all of the shooting finished by the end of this week. After that we will rape up some editing and maybe JUUUUUST maybe you guys can see it. That is if there are still some of you left...
;-;
In other some NEWS:
I'm working on learning some instruments and maybe I might compose a little song. Also I'm working on these two new movies that will be good and you guys can't wait to see them I know it.
I"M COUNTING OUT TIME
GOT THE WHOLE THING DOWN BY NUMBERS
OH THOSE NUMBERS!
HEY YOU I'M SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU BE!
HEY YOU I'M SORRY FOR NOT POSTING!
HEY YOU I'M SORRY I LEFT YOU!
HEY YOU
HEY
I plan on writing some silly commentary on the Tulsa Gun and Arms show for you guys so expect a post later today or something.
Some NEWS:
As you may very well possibly maybe know, Zaphod, The Boatsmen, and I have been working on a movie and we will probably have all of the shooting finished by the end of this week. After that we will rape up some editing and maybe JUUUUUST maybe you guys can see it. That is if there are still some of you left...
;-;
In other some NEWS:
I'm working on learning some instruments and maybe I might compose a little song. Also I'm working on these two new movies that will be good and you guys can't wait to see them I know it.
I"M COUNTING OUT TIME
GOT THE WHOLE THING DOWN BY NUMBERS
OH THOSE NUMBERS!
09 November 2008
We have been banned at at least 3 schools. Our website that is. I checked!
- I feel even more awesome
- I also have a bit of a concussion
- fenghar gave me the concussion
01 November 2008
Hey, fall break is happening RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW. That's good news for you because that means we might do something crazy and video tape it and/or draw a comic about it and/or write about it and then post on here and you won't have to cry yourself to sleep everynight.
Anyways, my lunch is here so peace out bitches.
Anyways, my lunch is here so peace out bitches.
15 October 2008
Every time I look at July's post count I die a little bit on the inside.
Once we finally get this frackin' show started and posted there will be a lot more traffic and therefore a lot more reason to post. Its gonna be slow goins for a while though. Maybe I'll post my little picture story I'm doing on here or something. Where it goes, nobody knows. Post apocalyptic shit. Maybe it will turn out cool if I can stay on track with it.
B l a h.
I have an essay to do.
BYE.
Once we finally get this frackin' show started and posted there will be a lot more traffic and therefore a lot more reason to post. Its gonna be slow goins for a while though. Maybe I'll post my little picture story I'm doing on here or something. Where it goes, nobody knows. Post apocalyptic shit. Maybe it will turn out cool if I can stay on track with it.
B l a h.
I have an essay to do.
BYE.
13 October 2008
To unite all people within our nation!
This is the 100th post. In it I will type 100 words starting...
NOW:
Actually, no. I was just kidding about that nonsense. I wish I could do something special for you guys like show you the silly story I made out of pictures. Unfortunately this is a cruddy laptop that doesn't have the silly pictures made for the story. :Sadface: Also, the story involves shooping some of the da whooping which is wholly inappropriate for virgin eyes such as yours.
HEY GUESS WHAT CHICKIN BUTT!
You know what is really super extra awesome fun?! Nothing. Now get the fuck out of my house you two-timing, lecherous WHORE!
Ack, this is a horrible 100th post. Hopefully the 101st will be a hilarious vlog featuring Zaphod and me but I doubt it on account of the fact that Zaphod will probably just show you to another sweet music video or talk about how much goddamn awesome games he just bought. Asshole.
Ps. I can't wait to watch house tomorrow, omgo omgo mgomg!qqq111
Pss. I'm tired of this tuberculosis! OMGOGMOGMGOds!1111
PSsSSsss!S. I'm actually very seriously considering this vlog thing and already have a outline of it all ups in mah noggins.
Also, I wanna do some comics real soon
Also Also, I just hit my funny bone AKA you lost the game.
This is the 100th post. In it I will type 100 words starting...
NOW:
Actually, no. I was just kidding about that nonsense. I wish I could do something special for you guys like show you the silly story I made out of pictures. Unfortunately this is a cruddy laptop that doesn't have the silly pictures made for the story. :Sadface: Also, the story involves shooping some of the da whooping which is wholly inappropriate for virgin eyes such as yours.
HEY GUESS WHAT CHICKIN BUTT!
You know what is really super extra awesome fun?! Nothing. Now get the fuck out of my house you two-timing, lecherous WHORE!
Ack, this is a horrible 100th post. Hopefully the 101st will be a hilarious vlog featuring Zaphod and me but I doubt it on account of the fact that Zaphod will probably just show you to another sweet music video or talk about how much goddamn awesome games he just bought. Asshole.
Ps. I can't wait to watch house tomorrow, omgo omgo mgomg!qqq111
Pss. I'm tired of this tuberculosis! OMGOGMOGMGOds!1111
PSsSSsss!S. I'm actually very seriously considering this vlog thing and already have a outline of it all ups in mah noggins.
Also, I wanna do some comics real soon
Also Also, I just hit my funny bone AKA you lost the game.
15 September 2008
Just posting to show that I'm alive and well. I'm thinking of baking up a nice little vlog real soon so expect to be fed a delicious and vomit un-inducing meal within the next 73.38 hours. It will be a nice clean match, south lawrence rules with a little hanky panky on the side. Don't count on seeing my face though. I have to hide my identity to protect myself and the ones I love.
Meanwhile...
In other news...
On the other side of the galaxy...
A man and his dog are going for a walk into a bar, the blonde bartender turns to the horse and says I'll give you three wishes. The horse dies the next day and at the funeral a preacher, a rabbi, and a muslim guy are arguing over golf rules when all of a sudden god comes out of the sky and everyone is all like "Jesus, I had no idea you wore pants"! During the apocalypse one cop turns to the other and is like "Telephone, I thought you said Megaphone!" Cue canned laughter and a shot of Jimmy Hoffa's face. A tsunami rolls into town and walks into the nearest saloon, kicking open the swinging doors with startling fury. Inside the dimly lit cave there is a horeshoe, a car salesman, and an oriental vase. Your exits are north, south, and east. If you choose to dig up the grave, turn to page 70. If you choose to go back the way you came turn to page 21. Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. I like cookies extra chunky. Seacrest...
OUT!
Meanwhile...
In other news...
On the other side of the galaxy...
A man and his dog are going for a walk into a bar, the blonde bartender turns to the horse and says I'll give you three wishes. The horse dies the next day and at the funeral a preacher, a rabbi, and a muslim guy are arguing over golf rules when all of a sudden god comes out of the sky and everyone is all like "Jesus, I had no idea you wore pants"! During the apocalypse one cop turns to the other and is like "Telephone, I thought you said Megaphone!" Cue canned laughter and a shot of Jimmy Hoffa's face. A tsunami rolls into town and walks into the nearest saloon, kicking open the swinging doors with startling fury. Inside the dimly lit cave there is a horeshoe, a car salesman, and an oriental vase. Your exits are north, south, and east. If you choose to dig up the grave, turn to page 70. If you choose to go back the way you came turn to page 21. Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. I like cookies extra chunky. Seacrest...
OUT!
14 September 2008
Well, I'm bringing a dvd to show in class tomorrow at school that will possibly get me kicked out of school. Yay!
Fenghar's computer is still broken.
I'm still tired and wasted.
And All's right in the universe. Large Hadron collider turned on today/yesterday, according to NPR this morning. It made the loop and bam, blackhole.
New podcast tonight, maybe. Check back later.
Fenghar's computer is still broken.
I'm still tired and wasted.
And All's right in the universe. Large Hadron collider turned on today/yesterday, according to NPR this morning. It made the loop and bam, blackhole.
New podcast tonight, maybe. Check back later.
10 September 2008
WOWZA!
I bought spore a few days ago, got the pre-download, and now I'm all ready to unlock it once it turns midnight tonight. Another big thing that happened today, STEAM has a sale on all iD software games. Id is the publisher that brought you classics such as Wolfenstein, Quake, Doom, Hexen, heretic, and so much more. I just bought all of the id software games in what steam calls a "superpack" for 35 bucks. Freakin awesome. Anywho, I just wondered if anyone was still playing quake and doom. If so, give me your steam id fool.
06 September 2008
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