So I'm sitting here with three tabs open.
Facebook: talking through comments on my previous status about an upcoming church social event thing.
Blogger: Doing this, duuurrurrurhrrh
and
SongMeanings.net: Looking up the exact lyrics to "Fly on a Windshield" by Genesis so that I might take the last line and make it as my status on facebook.
And I'm looking at SongMeanings.net and I'm seeing this advertisement that is very strange. It is a .gif, that is, it is animated. And it shows the silhouette of a girl dancing, zooming in and out and in and out on her. She appears to be an amputee and there is this light shining out of her amputeed arm with sparkles floating everywhere else. The caption beside it reads: I want to earn my degree in less than 24 months! With 24 months being larger than the rest of the text and in the color red instead of blue.
And you ask yourself, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?
And I tell you, well, it pretty much sums up my feeling of the Tulsa Gun and Arms Show...
First off, there was an inordinate amount of people there that had leg injuries. Every other mob or so of people had at least one guy in a wheelchair or walking with a support cane. This sickened me. Why, I do not know. But the fact remains, it did.
Second, everyone and their dog was wearing some form of hat. I even saw a man in a tophat. Now, I do realize that a lot of people wear hats and that its normal to see a lot of people wearing hats but I'm just saying that headware seemed to be one of the prevalant themes of the Tulsa Gun and Arms Show.
3. Food costs a lot
d. God damn there were a lot of leg cripples! I MEAN COME ON! They were everywhere! I couldn't turn my head without one of those sub-humans dirtying up my view with their ugly! Jesus Christ almighty, MAY HE BE PRAISED! Someone needs to get rid of 'em...
Furthermore, there are a lot of ugly and scary people at the Tulsa Gun and Arms Show. I mean scary as in Gummo* scary. Scary as in Donkey Boy** scary. FUCKIN' MESSES WITH YOUR MIND MAAAN!
In conclusion, I don't think I would want to ever go again because I'm probably gonna have nightmares
VII: There weren't enough modern weapons there. All they had were dueling pistols, injun jewery, furs, and stupid old rifles. Also, everyone screamed at me whenever I picked up the showcase weapons and pointed them at people making firing noises. Also ALSO, people apparently don't like it when you touch their antiques and try to dissassemble their WWI pistols. Assholes.
Clause 8, Subsection C, I got a basic lockpicking set there and I'm gonna break into everyone's house now...
OMEGA - Tasers are loud and scary.
THE END
*A movie that makes me and the Boatsmen cringe, scary children are scary.
**Another movie that makes at least me cringe but only a bit on this one part that the boatsmen showed me
***HEY THERE WEREN'T A WORD THAT HARD THREE ACTIRSISKSS!
****I don't care. Anyways I need to see those movies that I just mentioned and you should see them too so you can become filmlerned like I am beocomint D:PDP EEE!
