Here is what I got for christmas:
Limited edition star wars PSP (darth Vader version)
Star Wars Battlefront Renegade Squadron
Seinfeld Season 6 (I have 1-5)
The Salmon Of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time (Douglas Adams): basically the only douglas adams book I don't have
Zelda the Phantom Hourglass for DS
Space Ghost Coast to Coast season 2 (I have season 1)
18 pack of Vienna Sausages (BEST GIFT BY FAR)
New blender (for alcoholic purposes)
Tell me what you got!
Sharing files has become a common practice in todays computer society. Peer to peer programs such as Limewire and kazaa are great for newcomers to the game of p2p, but what if you want to share a file that is much larger? Such as a movie that is 4 gigabytes? Do you really want to use MSN to share that? Well, a great way to do this is using what is called a torrent client. There are several programs to use for downloading torrent files. There are 2 main ones that people typically use. One is Utorrent, which is good if your processor is under 1 ghz. The other one, that I use, is called Azureus, which is made for more hefty computers. This tutorial will show you how to use Azureus. I include download links to everything that you will need to become a torrent expert!
First, get the old version of azureus, the one without vuze content (1). It will update after you install it, probably quite a bit too. After this installs, go ahead and quickly run through the wizard. It should put you through a quick speed test, and figure out what your top download and upload speed is. Download speed should be high enough that it won't really ever reach that. Upload speed is all that really matters, because when you get it up to about as high as you can, then your computer will basically load web pages for like 10 minutes per page.
terminology. When you go to a public torrent site, for this tutorial I am going to use the pirate bay, you need to search for a torrent that you want. When you specifically are searching for a torrent, you need to look at the numbers of seeders, and the number of leechers. Seeders is the number of people who have completely finished downloading a torrent, and are now uploading it. Leechers are people who are still downloading. A good torrent should have a ratio of seeders to leechers of 1.5:1 or so. Click the link for the torrent, and download it. Select open the file with and chooseNow that you have azureus installed and you know your speed limit, you need to know the azureus. Azureus will prompt you on what files you want to download. Most of the time, you just click OK, but sometimes, say you only want one song off of an album, you can uncheck all the songs you don't want, and check the ones you do. The file then gets added onto the leech area (figure 1.1, blue area), and will download. Under the column of seeds (figure 1.2) , you can see the number of people who are seeding. The number that is outside of the parentheses is the number of seeders you are connected with. The number in the parentheses is the number of seeders in the "swarm" (swarm is the number of people that are possible to connect to). So for instance, if you have 1(3) that means you are connected to 1 seeder, and they are uploading to you, and there are 3 possible people that you can connect to. In the column of Peers, the number outside of the parentheses is how many people you are connected to, and you are uploading and downloading from. The more peers, the faster your download will go, but it also slows it down because the seeders have to also upload to them. For example, if you have 1 seeder uploading at 100kbs to you and 2 other people (3 total) then each one is getting about 33kbs download speed, but each peer also uploads at 20kbs each. Meaning, you get about 75 kbs total. Anyways, after a file is completely done downloading, it will go to the bottom area, the seeding area. While it is down in this area, you want to look at your share ratio. When your share ratio reaches 1.000 it means that you have uploaded as much as you have downloaded. On a public torrent site, it is polite to let it reach about 1.500. When you become a member of a private server, most people just let it run its course, meaning about 1 week of uploading. The highest share ratio I have ever gotten was like uploading for a month, and it was about 15.300 or so. Now that your file has downloaded, by default the file will go to my documents: azureus downloads. After you feel you have finished uploading enough, right click the torrent file in azureus and select remove. This will not delete your file, just the torrent.
That concludes the basic use for azureus. Later, I will teach you how to use other functions, such as creating your own torrents.
Figures:
Figure 1.1
Figure 1.2
LINKS:
for old version of Azureus
http://sourceforge.net/project/downloading.php?group_id=84122&use_mirror=internap&filename=Azureus_2.5.0.4a_Win32.setup.exe&90877345
For a good public site:
http://www.thepiratebay.org
-Zaphod
Now as a lot of you don't know, I love making pictures...
Unfortunately my picture creating skills are limited to creepy pictures created on that MS Paint-like application that comes along with your free download of Windows Live Messenger...
This is about me and my creepy drawings, so you can just stuff it!
The first picture for your viewing pleasure is part of a series...
Unfortunately my picture creating skills are limited to creepy pictures created on that MS Paint-like application that comes along with your free download of Windows Live Messenger...
Of course there are a variety of tools out there to use, each tailored to a person's respective "skill-level"...
Betcha think I'm gonna go off on a review rant about different media editing applications and whatnot?
Well, I'm not...
This is about me and my creepy drawings, so you can just stuff it!
Now I want you to understand that all my pictures are original and some may be offensive...
If you find that my pictures are offensive to you in any way click the little boxed "x" in the top right of your browser window and never return to this site again because...
If you find that my pictures are offensive to you in any way click the little boxed "x" in the top right of your browser window and never return to this site again because...
BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY PRIDELAND!
The first picture for your viewing pleasure is part of a series...
Ack, why is it such a pain to upload and place images in this god danged rich text editor!
Here's the second in the series...
Like I said...
This stuff can get offensive...
I know there are a lot of Bear-hate groups out there that don't appreciate seeing naked bear people...
This stuff can get offensive...
I know there are a lot of Bear-hate groups out there that don't appreciate seeing naked bear people...
Here's some more...
Now I don't quite remember which parody was done by who but we can safely say they are all my idea and I created them and all credit should go to me not Zaphod.
And finally the last in the bear-friend series...
My bear friend like to climb trees...
My bear friend like to climb trees...
-FengharTheNord
Defeated by
Astrozombie
22 December 2007
Labels:
Bear Friend,
Fenghar The Nord,
funny,
Msn messenger,
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Louis Theroux is a journalist for BBC2, who travels around the world interviewing people and making fairly short documentaries about people who are just out of the norm. Although this sounds pretty clean cut, it is far from it. This category of "out of the norm" includes Nazis, Black Supremacists, UFO hunters, brothels, rap, homophobes, and just about everything else you could think of. Some of these end up being very dangerous for Louis, since in several of these he deals with people who are against what he is. For example, in the Black Supremacist episode, he is obviously white, and in the Meets The Nazi episode, Louis reveals that he is Jewish, and he gets close to a fight with a skinhead. Although what I just said basically makes you think that this is a guy going around saying how stupid other peoples beliefs are, he isn't. In fact, what I like most about Louis (pronounced loo-ee, not lewis) is that he lets the absurdity speak for itself. Anyways, I'll just let the videos speak for him.
Swingers:
Black Supremacists:
For more, visit google video and search Louis Theroux. They have full length episodes, and the movie, Louis meets the nazis, all for download.
-Zaphod Beelbrox
Swingers:
Black Supremacists:
For more, visit google video and search Louis Theroux. They have full length episodes, and the movie, Louis meets the nazis, all for download.
-Zaphod Beelbrox
Defeated by
Astrozombie
Labels:
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black supremacists,
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journalism,
Louis theroux,
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