Merry Christmas at 11:01 AM

Yeah, merry christmas. What did you all get?

I got The Clap.

Some banners at 12:24 PM

I've worked on a few banner ideas, to welcome in the new year of slatfatfgoodness. Here are some, give me some feedback, or help me and create your own, post linkzorz to em.












ok.. I guess only one for now.

One Whole Year! at 8:43 PM

The Dali at 6:48 PM

I'm in Florida, as you know, and today I went to the Salvador Dali museum. Salvador Dali is the single most important artist in the 20th century surrealist painters movement. Anyways, this post isn't about him, so much as about his paintings.

He painted crazy crazy stuff, which is all open for interpretation, so lets go do that.

I'll post some pics, and then you guys tell me what they are about! FUN TIMES!

The first one I have is "The Enigma of William Tell" You guys remember william tell right? The dad that shot the apple off of his sons head? Well you guys suck. Shut up.

The Next is "Disappearing Bust of Voltaire" where there is a hidden face if you look closely!
or maybe you need to backup to see it...







The Next one is "geopoliticus Child watching the birth of a new man"

Good stuff, nothing like really really scary egg babies!




The next one is aptly named " The Grand Masturbator"

Boy I really understand this one. Especially the masturbator part.

The New Layout at 4:15 PM

This is the new layout, including a brand new search feature. So if you ever feel like "Hey, I really really want to read some funny article about... The Current situation in France!" You can search for it! And then figure out all of our blog posts are about the EXACT same thing, leave, spiral into dark depression, and then come back to us.

Because we'll be here to pick up the broken peices of your heart.
We'll always be here.

Besides that, I'm in Florida again, doing some writing and vacationing. Fenghar is still in the cold, and still has computer issues. He made some hilarious videos spoofing the horrible tutorial vids you see on youtube all the time. Hopefully he can get those up here.

So watch out for layout changes, they will be happening often. Also I haven't gotten the podcast to embed on here yet, but it will be.

This is an Update at 9:26 PM

This is an Update that is telling you that we are going to Update.

I am currently stocking up on comics and will get that stuff up soon.

Also, Zaphod is working on a new layout... I think...

Also, I'll be writing some movie reviews soon too.

Also, this is a reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to Update

Also, I'm planning on doing some movie stuff soon

Also, I'm planning doing something special for new year's probably

Also, I actually wasn't planing on doing something for new year's I just thought of doing that right now in the present so it wasn't really planned but I'm totally gonna plan something and then tell you about how I'm planning something

Also, I'm planning on planning on doing something special for new year's

Also, this is a reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to Update reminder

Also, I might write some more of those "I haven't slept in 3 days" non sequiters

Also, I believe my computer has been infected with some ad-ware or virus of some sort but I think Kaspersky might've cleaned it up a bit but I'm not sure and this computer is really starting to piss me off that its not fixed fully, but I still am glad that I can use it

Also, this is a reminder of the reminder that this is an Update telling you that we are going to update reminder

Also, I'll probably post something special for Christmas, too.

This is an Update telling you that we are going to Update

STUFF (continued) at 9:36 PM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Even though I may have said more on everything tomorrow what I meant was more on everything in a couple of weeks.

I'm sorry about that; I know I'm a whore, but suck it the fuck up and listen to what I have to say right now.

I was in a movie. It was mildly awesome. I clapped for a man in a medieval hobbit-ish outfit. I saw a big pretty camera. I got an erection.

I was in the same movie again, at a later time; different scene. It was a bit more awesome because I got to skate. I had my own scene. Scene 25. It was cool. I got an erection.

The movies name is "The Rock and Roll Dreams of Christopher Duncan". Or something like that.

I saw a movie. It was most definitely awesome. It goes by the name of Gummo. Now Bardiel will tell you its a bad movie and that it has no plot. Let me assure you, it is a bad movie. There is a very high chance you will not like this movie for several reasons.
Let me list some for you:

1. Its kinda scary in a "Let me get those shoes" kind of way. You'll get the joke once you watch it, which you will, because I know you can not contain that voracious curiosity melting your insides right now.
2. It does have a plot, but it is not an actual plot. Basically it starts with a cat and ends with a cat, but all the shit that happens in between, that ties in the beginning and the end is as loose as your mothers vageena. Good luck trying to follow it.
3. If you did not live in the shit south, or have any kind of connection to the shit south you will not like or understand this movie. Probably.
4. GOD DAMN THESE PEOPLE IS UGLY.
5. You might get the diabetes and die.

Really, it is a good movie. Harmony Korine(the director) did EXACTLY what he set out to do and broke some major fucking barriers in doing so. This movie is mindbending. If you don't get it or like it, join the club. Most people don't and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Its very "esoteric" if you will, but not in a cool high-culture kind of way. More in a "you are a creep, get away from me" kind of way. Really, just watch the movie so you can say that you have watched it and look like you know shit about shit when really you don't, like me. If you do like it pop me an email or a comment so we can lol about it and pretend its a really funny movie so maybe we don't have nightmares.

Next on the list....

Uhhhh

OH, I finished up filming for Blue Sunday. It was just a few outdoorsey shots and Adam actually did most of the dp-ing 'cause I suxors. Hopefully we can get that bitch edited so we can start work on "Mouth Action", the alias for our newest project that I have HIIIGH hopes for, or something else. Most likely something else*.

I helped edit Adam's murder/mystery movie thingie that he made and it was lol-tastic.

I think that covered it, Michael. Now, why don't you go shut the fuck up.

*We want, I believe, to let "Mouth Action" stew a bit in some of its own creative juices before we start in earnest on the writing. Meanwhile we'll begin on other, much lighter projects. I know I'm repeating myself, but I have high hopes for mouth action. I get this warm, sad, heavy, happy feeling in my chest whenever I think about it.