STUFF at 10:11 PM

I was in a feature length movie and I saw gummo and I finished up filming for Blue Sunday and I helped edit a movie and I had an awesome time. Now I am tired and my back hurts and I need some sleep goodnight more on EVERYTHING tomorrow.

Linkzorz at 2:34 PM

so we went crazy and deleted all of our well thought out links to megaupload with our torrents and shows in them.  Sorry. 

So as a thanksgiving (or whatever you people celebrate) present, we give you a txt file with all the links I have on my account.  

Just email us at slatfatfmain@gmail.com and we will send you the text file.  Dont worry, text files can't have viruses.  It includes a bunch of stuff that you already know about.  It's not like this costs you anything, so be sure to thank us!

We also will have a christmas gift for all of you later.  Bye now!

oh and jacob's ladder is uploading onto megaupload, so i'll have the link in an hour

Oh sweet god why is that man moving his face so fast at 10:56 PM

I sit here, in the brightly lit study of my house.  The rest of my family is asleep, and has been for at least an hour. The house is nearly frozen, and nothing more would please me than to jump in my warm bed. The quiet hum of the laundry machine nearly lulls me to sleep.  Then I realize, there is no way I will ever be sleeping again. Ever.  I say this because I have just completed a late viewing of the most disturbing and impacting film I have ever seen.  Ever. 

Now what is this movie you are talking about, Zaphod?  Is it the exorcist? that movie was pretty scary, right??!!  

No, it wasn't.  I honestly have never been truly scared by a movie besides The Shining.  I think I'm forgetting some movie, but who gives a shit. 

The Movie I am talking about is the 1990 film Jacob's Ladder.  Now before you go "Oh I know how to use the internetz, LOLZZDF, let me go youtube up a trailer!!1!1112One11Eleven"  Just fucking wait.  Don't watch a trailer, don't see a fucking summary, don't listen to a goddamn podcast about it.  Dont read a review, don't watch your tv, don't do anything.  Just leave, and watch it.  In fact, I'll fucking upload it for you to watch.  That way, you never have to leave your chair, fatty.  Ok, so to entice you to see it, since I know you won't watch it with just a demanding WATCH IT, i'll write a very quick, 100% spoiler free summary.  

A war veteran is hallucinating horrific things.  There, nuff said.  Well maybe not.  I watched this because I read somewhere that it influenced the silent hill video game series.  Meaning, I must see it.  

Honestly, I can't get enough of this film.  I need to go buy it on dvd and watch every deleted scene and listen to every commentary track.  

So just wait a while, and the movie will be uploaded onto megaupload for your viewing pleasure.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EA05TJ2F

thats the link!

Defeat the Mongol Horde - wikiHow at 8:38 PM

Defeat the Mongol Horde - wikiHow

How to Defeat the Mongol Horde

from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit

Defeating the Mongol Horde is not as easy as one might think, but with this easy how-to you are a-shooin to win.

Steps

1. First Build some walls to prevent or slow down the Mongols from entering your territory.
   
2. The Mongols are tricky fellows, be sure to make sure you have account of all of your artisans and scientists as they may be captured to create siege weapons for the Mongols and then they will break into your wall.
   
3. When the Mongols eventually do come into your land submit as quickly and as courteously as possible to prevent any further damage to your provinces.
   
4. Wait until the Mongols get lazy and decide to settle down in your city, then spread discontent amongst the serfs and peasants.
   
5. Wait some more.
   
6. Wait EVEN more, remember patience is key.
   
7. Hurray! The Mongols were defeated by an army of former slaves!
   

Tips

• Try to be sold as a slave by the Mongols to a city in the Middle East, then rise in power and become the leader of that city and command an army of former slaves into battle against the Mongols.
  
• Mongols like to feign retreat and lead their foes into traps.
  
• Try to avoid listening to rumors about the Mongol horde, they are most often spread by spies trying to freak you out.
  
• Mongols are scary, but remember, they aren't immortal. A few stabs with a sword and the trick should be done.
  

Warnings

• Mongols are excellent on horseback.
  
• Beware: Mongols will come at the most inopportune of times, usually when your nation is in a state of decline.
  
• Mongols have an excellent military.
  

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WACKOW at 11:27 PM

So I'm sitting here with three tabs open.

Facebook: talking through comments on my previous status about an upcoming church social event thing.


Blogger: Doing this, duuurrurrurhrrh

and

SongMeanings.net: Looking up the exact lyrics to "Fly on a Windshield" by Genesis so that I might take the last line and make it as my status on facebook.

And I'm looking at SongMeanings.net and I'm seeing this advertisement that is very strange. It is a .gif, that is, it is animated. And it shows the silhouette of a girl dancing, zooming in and out and in and out on her. She appears to be an amputee and there is this light shining out of her amputeed arm with sparkles floating everywhere else. The caption beside it reads: I want to earn my degree in less than 24 months! With 24 months being larger than the rest of the text and in the color red instead of blue.

And you ask yourself, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?

And I tell you, well, it pretty much sums up my feeling of the Tulsa Gun and Arms Show...

First off, there was an inordinate amount of people there that had leg injuries. Every other mob or so of people had at least one guy in a wheelchair or walking with a support cane. This sickened me. Why, I do not know. But the fact remains, it did.

Second, everyone and their dog was wearing some form of hat. I even saw a man in a tophat. Now, I do realize that a lot of people wear hats and that its normal to see a lot of people wearing hats but I'm just saying that headware seemed to be one of the prevalant themes of the Tulsa Gun and Arms Show.

3. Food costs a lot

d. God damn there were a lot of leg cripples! I MEAN COME ON! They were everywhere! I couldn't turn my head without one of those sub-humans dirtying up my view with their ugly! Jesus Christ almighty, MAY HE BE PRAISED! Someone needs to get rid of 'em...

Furthermore, there are a lot of ugly and scary people at the Tulsa Gun and Arms Show. I mean scary as in Gummo* scary. Scary as in Donkey Boy** scary. FUCKIN' MESSES WITH YOUR MIND MAAAN!

In conclusion, I don't think I would want to ever go again because I'm probably gonna have nightmares

VII: There weren't enough modern weapons there. All they had were dueling pistols, injun jewery, furs, and stupid old rifles. Also, everyone screamed at me whenever I picked up the showcase weapons and pointed them at people making firing noises. Also ALSO, people apparently don't like it when you touch their antiques and try to dissassemble their WWI pistols. Assholes.

Clause 8, Subsection C, I got a basic lockpicking set there and I'm gonna break into everyone's house now...

OMEGA - Tasers are loud and scary.

THE END

*A movie that makes me and the Boatsmen cringe, scary children are scary.

**Another movie that makes at least me cringe but only a bit on this one part that the boatsmen showed me

***HEY THERE WEREN'T A WORD THAT HARD THREE ACTIRSISKSS!

****I don't care. Anyways I need to see those movies that I just mentioned and you should see them too so you can become filmlerned like I am beocomint D:PDP EEE!

HEY! at 11:53 AM

HEY YOU I"M SORRY FOR NEGLECTING YOU!

HEY YOU I'M SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU BE!

HEY YOU I'M SORRY FOR NOT POSTING!

HEY YOU I'M SORRY I LEFT YOU!

HEY YOU

HEY

I plan on writing some silly commentary on the Tulsa Gun and Arms show for you guys so expect a post later today or something.

Some NEWS:

As you may very well possibly maybe know, Zaphod, The Boatsmen, and I have been working on a movie and we will probably have all of the shooting finished by the end of this week. After that we will rape up some editing and maybe JUUUUUST maybe you guys can see it. That is if there are still some of you left...

;-;

In other some NEWS:

I'm working on learning some instruments and maybe I might compose a little song. Also I'm working on these two new movies that will be good and you guys can't wait to see them I know it.

I"M COUNTING OUT TIME
GOT THE WHOLE THING DOWN BY NUMBERS
OH THOSE NUMBERS!

VOTING TOMORROW at 10:44 PM

Go vote, whores.

We have been banned at at least 3 schools.  Our website that is.  I checked!

1. I feel even more awesome
   
2. I also have a bit of a concussion
3. fenghar gave me the concussion