PICTURE BONANZA, TEXAS GET!

Okie-dokie. While in Texas I didn't have a lot to do so I drew to fill up the gap between the events we had planned. I also tried some minor ganzfeld stuff, but that's for a later post.

Anyways, here they are- all ten of them.

Bear with me, all but maybe 2 of these aren't truly finished.

[AstroNOT]

This is some "concept art" for a comic I'm thinking of doing. Its boring and useless, I know, but its what I started drawing and I think its important to see how my insanity progressed through the weekend.

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[SheetSea]

This is a sheet sea. I drew it to check out these sweet colored pencils that I got for Christmas. I did not know, until the next day, that these are ink pencils and that you wash them to get an ink-like effect. These are really awesome pencils. This is not a really awesome drawing.

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[This Is How I Felt After Drawing Sheet Sea]

The title pretty much speaks for itself. I drew this one with some crayons I found in my Nana's drawer.

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THAT WAS THE FIRST DAY IN TEXAS. NOW FOR THE SECOND DAY WHICH WAS PROBABLY THE BEST DAY- CREATIVELY SPEAKING THAT IS.

[Unfinished Bug]

This is an unfinished bug. Just in case you were wondering- which you weren't- I don't actually shape out my drawings like that. I was trying it out for this time and I hated the little mound I was drawing. I also hated shaping it out.

I hate this drawing.

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[Naughty]

Now, this is where, I think, my drawings start getting good. This one is unfinished- I plan on colouring and adding a floor and wall to it.

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[This Is What Art Is Supposed To Look Like I Think]

Once again, the title speaks for itself. Try to find the crosses I hid on the page.

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[Heads Heading To Fountain]

I have trouble naming these pictures- for obvious reasons.

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[Accompaniment To Heads Heading To Fountain]

If you drew a picture and are having trouble naming it, just find a picture that has similar things in it and name it as an Accompaniment to [that picture]. Worked for me.

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[Shy Egg ManChild]

This was the last picture I drew while in Texas. The rest of the time I spent reading LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring. I actually fell asleep after reading it and had a dream about reading it. It was a great dream.

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[I GOTS A LADYBUG]

I saved the best for last. This is one of the comparatively "finished" pictures. See if you can guess the other one.

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WHEW, that was a lot of work. Lets see if this all will post right.

EDIT: WOWEE IT DID! I'm so proud of myself.

Also, just in case you were wondering- which you weren't- I know that my paper is all wrinkly. I spilled water on the book and now all the paper is warped.

I also know that I'm a horrible artist and should stop wasting my time putting up these pictures on the interbutts.

But you can just SHUT UP because my mommy says I'm good at it and she loves me.

Guess who's back.

Back Again.

I'm back from Texas and I have tons of glorious pictures to upload. Unfortunately I forgot to print out or even remember the cannibal story, but I did draw a LOT.

So be prepared for the sexy to hit your computation device in a matter of...a day.

Right now, I'm gonna check mah sites and then I'm gonna hit the sack.

Seacrest- OUT

some issues

we were having some issues with front page text appearing on our previous layout.  Unfortunately, I loved that layout, but time goes on and we have to do what's best for the site.
Enjoy this "construction" layout while we are finding a new one.

Dracula Sovereign of the Damned

I uploaded this hilariously bad movie to megaupload, and thought I would share it with you guys.  It's basically about Dracula falling in love and all that other good stuff.  Click the title of this post to dl it.
screenshots:
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1337/drac00ac7.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7876/drac01sx1.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8678/drac02et4.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/732/drac08tp1.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5674/drac07nm4.jpg

Enjoy!

Green Lantern

Here are some Green Lantern comic book links, use winrar to unzip them.
I highly recommend Emerald Dawn and Emerald Dawn II, both are fantastic.

Greatest Green Lantern stories 1 - Snowbirds don't Fly
http://rapidshare.com/files/15013486/green_lantern_v2_085_-_snowbirds_don_t_fly.cbr
http://www.mediafire.com/?1a0w032gd1z

Greatest Green Lantern stories 2 - Emerald Dawn
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=W7LDKQFE

Greatest Green Lantern stories 3 - Emerald Dawn II
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K5EIB0SB

Greatest Green Lantern stories 4 - Alan Moore's Green Lantern
http://rapidshare.com/files/136104937/the_complete_alan_moore_green_lantern.cbr.html

Greatest Green Lantern stories 5 - Mosaic
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?o501wdyzyzz
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?lybmzymmyih
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?yjq3md0nmdj

Greatest Green Lantern stories 6 - Emerald Twilight
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zn0nczkdjdz

Greatest Green Lantern stories 7 - New Dawn
http://www.mediafire.com/?3xzdbmtzmfn

Greatest Green Lantern stories 8 - Emerald Knights
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zjyjtyzwmjm

Greatest Green Lantern stories 9 - Circle of Fire
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YR6BQ3PY

Greatest Green Lantern stories 10 - Rebirth
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=no65w51l
http://rs99.rapidshare.com/files/34501626/green_lantern_rebirth_1-6_.rar

Greatest Green Lantern stories 11 - Recharge
http://rapidshare.com/files/149633228/green_lantern_corps_-_recharge.rar

Greatest Green Lantern Stories 12 - Sinestro Corps War
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MG7KN0YS

Greatest Green Lantern Stories 13 - Secret Origins
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0HU68M53

Long time running

This is the first post I've made in a very long time, so in case our new readers don't know who I am, I'm the co-owner of this blog.  Basically, me and Fenghar have been best friends for three years or so, and we just write on this blog thing for kicks.  I actually primarily upload stuff and then paste the links.  I'm a huge pirate, belonging to over 40 private trackers, so lack of content to upload is never really an issue.
So if you are enjoying slatfatf, I recommend listening to our podcasts (all of which suck), watch our mogulus channel (which will soon be banned for copyrighted material), or just kick back and read some archived posts (also sucks).
I'll get to uploading today, so stay tuned.

Hey Hey Hey, Post-A-Day!

So I figure I should start posting once every day for practice, at least until I can set up a reasonable schedule for content release. I think Monday is a good day for comics, and every other Saturday is a good day for podcasts. Once a month is good for special content like videos or such.

Aside from that I think everything else will be irregular but frequent.

Really, though its all up in the air at this moment as to what direction we will take this site in. Hopefully I can start scraping off the leftover creativity that's been stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

I know lately it seems like all we've been doing is apologizing for a lack of updates.

I'm not one to break habits so- I'm sorry for not updating with awesome hilarious content every day.

Expect a nice update by the end of this week, I really plan on following through with that children's story about cannibalism.

P.S. I might make an IRC channel for this site where I can hang out and be all lonely because I don't actually have any fans that would go to it, I might also make a forum in which I will do the same thing.

El Texico

I'm going to Texas friday and I'll be sure to take some pretty pictures of things and stuff because I really like Texas. Especially Dallas, which is where I will be. I'll also draw a whole bunch since I won't have anything else to do and possibly I might start building a reserve of comics so I can get that process going.

I might even do something interesting while I'm there so stay tuned for upcoming news and excitement.

Actually, knowing me, I won't do anything while I'm there and I'll just fail you all and this site will die and I won't become a director and I'll just pick up a crack habit and live off my parents for the rest of my life so I can feed my sickening condition but soon they will forsake me so I'll just have to sell my body to upkeep my horrible dysfunction and one day I'll sell my body to the wrong person and they will take me to their house and chop me up and put me in their freezer so later they can eat me or grind me up into their food that they sell on the street. Street meat they call it. They'll sell me as street meat that people will eat and they will think its delicious but actually its pernicious. And they will peddle my feet and buyers they'll greet with snuffed out smiles and a merchant's guile. I'll be taken away piece by piece maybe for a niece's birthday feast and there they will taste this street meat and I will be famous because I'm in everyone's bellies.


I'm going to draw a comic/children's book about this and all of it will rhyme and it will be amazing.

Actually I won't.

But maybe I will.

Gotta keep you readers* guessing.

*no one HAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHAHOHOHOHAOHOohgodhelpmeHAHAHAHOHOHOHHEEHEHEHEHOHOHO

Crab Badger to the Moooooooooon.

"It will be an impressionistic surrealistic take on the existential crisis of humanity in today's modern world."

This is what I set out to do, and I think I accomplished that effectively.

Crab Badger to the Moon

Two Videos

The nice people over at www.buttersafe.com keep inadvertently reminding me of things I need to do, so here's some video tutorials that I did a while ago that I've been meaning to show you guys.

This one is about how to do MS Paint. Its pretty cool.



This one is a video about how to find pictures on Google.

Here's Another Stupid Thing for you to Look At.

Ugh. A flower. With a brown dirt dress. And its impaling a gnome. How childish.

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Look at this Picture.

Look at how stupid it is. What is that? A bear? A bear with a bandage on his head? That's stupid. And childish. What is that there? A hammer-heart? How stupid. Hammers aren't like that. And neither are bears. Bears don't have tendrils. Look at his stupid ears. One of them is backwards. And whats that on his head? A sewage grate? Ugly. And what's that shit floating above him? An eye saucer? Repugnance. I hate this picture. I hope whoever drew it dies in around 80 years.

[Click to view the full thing]

Bandaged Bear