El Texico at 9:57 PM

I'm going to Texas friday and I'll be sure to take some pretty pictures of things and stuff because I really like Texas. Especially Dallas, which is where I will be. I'll also draw a whole bunch since I won't have anything else to do and possibly I might start building a reserve of comics so I can get that process going.

I might even do something interesting while I'm there so stay tuned for upcoming news and excitement.

Actually, knowing me, I won't do anything while I'm there and I'll just fail you all and this site will die and I won't become a director and I'll just pick up a crack habit and live off my parents for the rest of my life so I can feed my sickening condition but soon they will forsake me so I'll just have to sell my body to upkeep my horrible dysfunction and one day I'll sell my body to the wrong person and they will take me to their house and chop me up and put me in their freezer so later they can eat me or grind me up into their food that they sell on the street. Street meat they call it. They'll sell me as street meat that people will eat and they will think its delicious but actually its pernicious. And they will peddle my feet and buyers they'll greet with snuffed out smiles and a merchant's guile. I'll be taken away piece by piece maybe for a niece's birthday feast and there they will taste this street meat and I will be famous because I'm in everyone's bellies.


I'm going to draw a comic/children's book about this and all of it will rhyme and it will be amazing.

Actually I won't.

But maybe I will.

Gotta keep you readers* guessing.

*no one HAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHAHOHOHOHAOHOohgodhelpmeHAHAHAHOHOHOHHEEHEHEHEHOHOHO