Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office Politics
Stay tuned for Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! episode 301
28 July 2008
Zippadeedodah!
Here is your Venture Bros season 3 episode 9
Now Museum, Now you don't!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JVJ9K9NT
password: brakshow
yesh, we are up now!
there are still going to be some bugs with the template (this is basically a replacement while I create one entirely from scratch). Later today, within a few hours, I will have the high quality rip of Venture Bros 309 up. I will have a comic up today, mebbe. My brak show dvds came in, so that's what I will be doing for most of today...
there are still going to be some bugs with the template (this is basically a replacement while I create one entirely from scratch). Later today, within a few hours, I will have the high quality rip of Venture Bros 309 up. I will have a comic up today, mebbe. My brak show dvds came in, so that's what I will be doing for most of today...
We are still undergoing some last changes, but the new venture bros aired tonight, so did tim and eric on adult swim.com
So i made a web rip for you non americans
Venture:
password: slatfatfrocks
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DEMYXGZQ
Tim and Eric:
password: slatfatfconstruction
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JVYQ4T7Y
arg sorry for the delay... i got sidetracked with hl2 deathmatch mod Zombie Panic
If you can't play these on your current media player, go get VLC Media Player.
So i made a web rip for you non americans
Venture:
password: slatfatfrocks
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DEMYXGZQ
Tim and Eric:
password: slatfatfconstruction
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JVYQ4T7Y
arg sorry for the delay... i got sidetracked with hl2 deathmatch mod Zombie Panic
If you can't play these on your current media player, go get VLC Media Player.
25 July 2008
watch out!
the layout is going to be a bit buggy while I change some of the coding for it...
But i'm sure you don't even read this site anyways!
the layout is going to be a bit buggy while I change some of the coding for it...
But i'm sure you don't even read this site anyways!
When I was twenty, I worried what everything thought of me. When I turned forty, I didn’t care what anyone thought of me. And then I made it to sixty, and I realized no one was ever thinking of me. -bob hope
24 July 2008
I got one. I'm not sure if I like it yet, but I can be very picky with things like that. Whatever, its short and it doesn't make me sweat profuse amounts of sweat...stuff. I'd show you a picture if you guys weren't rapists. W/e. I go to New York tomorrow so that's cool. I guess this will be my last post for the next two weeks so see you then. Hopefully I'll have lots of pictures and video that I won't show you guys because you are rapists.
This is a very recent vid (RSS FEEDS FOR THE CHAMPION)
Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream
Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream
Sometime around Friday morning I'll be in a car on the 3-4 hour drive to someplace in Kansas where I'll rally up with my cousin(I take point, he flank) and we get on some undetermined flight at some undetermined time and head off to somewhere around Wyoming County, New York where I'll begin a long and arduous 2 weeks of hard barnyard labor under the sharp and watchful eye of my grandpa. Why is all this happening, you say? Well, let me tell you a story that I just made up.
My mom is under the delusion that she is going to "break me". You see, it all started a 2 years ago. I was just a budding young flower of a girl, developing strange new "things" and "stuff" and leaking from places that I didn't even know I had. I was a young girl. A young girl in love. My mother didn't approve of my new "things" and "stuff". Often times I felt the sting of the lash on my tender back, till the red blood dripped freely insofar* raising welts as large as my index finger**. So I got a sex change. This made my mother quite a bit more furious so much so she exiled me from these lands, to forever wander the wastes in my endless search for the G.E.C.K.***
*For you, Cameron
**I'm reading The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass right now, if'n you can't tell by me borrowing his silly jargon...
***Obligatory Fallout reference
22 July 2008
So i figured out (loosely) how to configure Vuze Search templates so it will search more popular sites. I made 3 so far, one for demonoid, one for pirate bay, and one for Isohunt. I spent some time making the demonoid one, but whatever. Here ya go:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CGEU5Y1H
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CGEU5Y1H
21 July 2008
This tutorial will show you how to blur backgrounds seamlessly for a great effect. So, to start off, I will be using GIMP, the best freeware photo editing program (actually, it technically has all of the features Photoshop has, but runs faster, and free). Also, I will be using the following pic, if you want to follow along with me or something...
First, click the free selection tool
Now, after opening up your image, draw a selection area over what you want to NOT be blurry.
If you are fairly new to GIMP, you can select more than one area at a time by holding down shift while drawing.
For this picture, I want to really focus on Number Six (woman in red) and focus on other objects at the table. I selected things that define certain characters (such as the knife for Chief Tyrol). I also recommend selecting text, unless you specifically want the text to be blurry.
Now that we have everything we want to be sharp selected, we need to select what we want to be blurred. Go to Select, Invert. This will select everything that you didn't, which is exactly what we need for this project.
Now we are ready to begin. Go to Filters>Blur>Gaussian blur...
In the Gaussian Blur box that pops up, make sure blur method is set to RLE (highlighted in dark red) and check your blur radius (highlighted in red). The blur radius should be fit to whatever size your picture is... for instance, on this rather large pic (a wallpaper practically) I used 5. You can see how blurry things will be by moving around in the preview (highlighted in yellow) box. Now click OK.
Wait until it finishes (should be fairly fast, depending on Computer speed, RAM, size of pic, etc.) Now, go ahead and zoom in on your pic and see if it looks any good! I think mine turned out pretty awesome...
So there you have it! A personal tutorial made by yours truly! If you liked this one, stay tuned for more
First, click the free selection tool
Now, after opening up your image, draw a selection area over what you want to NOT be blurry.
If you are fairly new to GIMP, you can select more than one area at a time by holding down shift while drawing.
For this picture, I want to really focus on Number Six (woman in red) and focus on other objects at the table. I selected things that define certain characters (such as the knife for Chief Tyrol). I also recommend selecting text, unless you specifically want the text to be blurry.
Now that we have everything we want to be sharp selected, we need to select what we want to be blurred. Go to Select, Invert. This will select everything that you didn't, which is exactly what we need for this project.
Now we are ready to begin. Go to Filters>Blur>Gaussian blur...
In the Gaussian Blur box that pops up, make sure blur method is set to RLE (highlighted in dark red) and check your blur radius (highlighted in red). The blur radius should be fit to whatever size your picture is... for instance, on this rather large pic (a wallpaper practically) I used 5. You can see how blurry things will be by moving around in the preview (highlighted in yellow) box. Now click OK.
Wait until it finishes (should be fairly fast, depending on Computer speed, RAM, size of pic, etc.) Now, go ahead and zoom in on your pic and see if it looks any good! I think mine turned out pretty awesome...
So there you have it! A personal tutorial made by yours truly! If you liked this one, stay tuned for more
So a long long time ago
In a galaxy far far away
I limewired(I know, I was such a nub) Macromedia flash and screwed around with it. I then promptly yelled at it, hit it with various blunt objects which may or may not have included my penis, yelled at it, cried a bit, went to sleep, ate some breakfast, yelled at it again, and uninstalled it from my computer. All because I had no idea how to use it. I've now re-downloaded it on orders from sir Zaphodlington Gargleblaster III and we were screwin around with it for drawing comics.
Welp, I've taken up trying to animate stuff and things and I think I'm getting pretty not-decent so I've decided to take up doing a sort of test short for you guys. I warn you it will be frighteningly weird and will probably have a fair amount of horribly HORRIBLY graphic pornography but I'm sure it will be a pleasure to watch and will warm your heart down to its very core. Possibly with a rage and/or stress related heart attack but thats beside the point.
Expect it within a not-week or soemthing. It'll probably never happen on account of the fact that I'm a lazy bum. But, if it does it will have a nice original soundtrack from yours truly created on the nice little "Fruity Loops 8 XXL Edition".
Also, I'm gonna start adding more pictures. You guys like to look at pictures, don't you?
16 July 2008
maybe later. I really don't feel like writing here today for a while
We will upload some venture and other stuff, if you so desire!
We will upload some venture and other stuff, if you so desire!
14 July 2008
Because Life got in the way there won't be a comic today and there probably won't be one tomorrow. I apologize from the bottom of my tiny, quivering penis.
Sincerely,
FengharTheNord
Sincerely,
FengharTheNord
12 July 2008
So, summer school is done for the week. Thats fun. I love wasting four hours of my life 5 days a week. So, I think I'll have another comic up tonight, but if not, then it will be tomorrow morning. Hopefully I can do this one right and in one to two panels per image so that it can actually be posted on the blog instead of hidden in my putfile page...
Also, if you didn't notice we are apparently starting to be regular about our posting. Wtf is up with that? Its not like people have problems with blogs that update once every "whenever". I mean people love to not know when their favorite blog is updated! So anyways, I guess we'll be trying to post at least once a day and I'll try to do a comic everyday as well. But don't count on it. In fact, disregard everything I have just said-typed.
Also, ALLLSO, Since Zaphod started working on our new layout I can definitely tell you that we'll have it up by "Sometime".
Great Job!
Also, if you didn't notice we are apparently starting to be regular about our posting. Wtf is up with that? Its not like people have problems with blogs that update once every "whenever". I mean people love to not know when their favorite blog is updated! So anyways, I guess we'll be trying to post at least once a day and I'll try to do a comic everyday as well. But don't count on it. In fact, disregard everything I have just said-typed.
Also, ALLLSO, Since Zaphod started working on our new layout I can definitely tell you that we'll have it up by "Sometime".
Great Job!
So in pursuit of a better layout than our current one, I have created a little fun logo. Trust me, this is in the earliest of stages. Here ya go: (until Fenghar decides on a definite avatar, I just have mine. I need to fix some of the Dodge and Burns in this..)
Wingdings fun...although we hardly even advertise slatfatf.tk anymore. whatever
Wingdings fun...although we hardly even advertise slatfatf.tk anymore. whatever
Here's a fun little game i found while stumbling. See if you can beat my score, 463 seconds. Now that I think about it, that's a long time.
InnoGaming Arcade
InnoGaming Arcade
InnoGaming Arcade
InnoGaming Arcade
I lied its not coloured but it is funny...to me...
;_;
Also, its too big so follow
the
link!
http://img2.putfile.com/main/7/19121260934.jpg
;_;
Also, its too big so follow
the
link!
http://img2.putfile.com/main/7/19121260934.jpg
10 July 2008
I needs bigger version of this pic...
I'm sure you have it archived somewhere. While I'm at it, let me post a few pics I found that are funny:
I'm sure you have it archived somewhere. While I'm at it, let me post a few pics I found that are funny:
Venture Bros wont be uploaded right now... we got some other stuff and some problems to take care of, but now that fenghar has his cable splitter working, we can get back to business.
09 July 2008
I'm making one. With G.I. Joes and whatnot. I'm not sure what the plot should be about, but then again, I'm not sure of anything anymore. Also, I'm gonna get around to hookin up that cable splitter tonight and refilling the printer ink so I should have a comic up for you guys in the next day or so. Don't worry, it'll be all colorful with little jokes hidden in the mouse-over text and everything!
So, summer school sure is a blast. Our teacher, who may be mildly retarded, thinks its important for us to know what minuend means...
Also, she doesn't know how to go get the school calculators, so we have to bring our own.
She did do one thing semi-right. She split up the kids who are taking the class for the first time(For getting ahead purposes) from the kids who are re-taking the class. While this is nice, it is completely unnecessary. She could just not split us up and try to teach summer school like how its normally taught, which is out of the book, instead of trying to teach us all actual teacher style. The re-take kids are going through the book 1 maybe 2 sections a day, whereas the smart kids group(Me + Asian girls going into THEIR FRESHMAN YEAR HOLY CRAP, NERDS!) are going through a chapter a day...
So yeah, thats fun and all that...
So, summer school sure is a blast. Our teacher, who may be mildly retarded, thinks its important for us to know what minuend means...
Also, she doesn't know how to go get the school calculators, so we have to bring our own.
She did do one thing semi-right. She split up the kids who are taking the class for the first time(For getting ahead purposes) from the kids who are re-taking the class. While this is nice, it is completely unnecessary. She could just not split us up and try to teach summer school like how its normally taught, which is out of the book, instead of trying to teach us all actual teacher style. The re-take kids are going through the book 1 maybe 2 sections a day, whereas the smart kids group(Me + Asian girls going into THEIR FRESHMAN YEAR HOLY CRAP, NERDS!) are going through a chapter a day...
So yeah, thats fun and all that...
To the tune of "Frosted Flakes" by Lil T-cat and the home skillets
Its less than great!
Its about average!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So, I got printer ink and a cable splitter. Here is an explanation for you folk who aren't educated in the ways of "Private Chats between me and Zaphod"...
Printer Ink - Will stop making my printer act like a little bitch and whine at me instead of SCANNING THE FRACKING PIECE OF PAPER LIKE I TOLD IT TO 3 MILLION TIMES ALREADY!!! God!
Cable Splitter - Will allow me to watch and record live t.v. from the comfort of my irradiated LCD computer monitor! And also allow for teh leet hax of uploading stuff.
And now, a more personal entry written in italics(To denote its personal-ness).
Dear diary,
I am a man. I have a penis.
The end.
xxxoxOxX
Jesse
THATS NOT ALL!
If you order right here, right now, YOU may be qualified* to win a free plasma screen tv! Just call five five five, zero five seven, five seven five six five, six....seven...eight five pizza seven pizza niner oh one too, seven five eight....
five seven five...
three...
And we might pick up**, and you might win a plasma screen tv!***
Or not****
Anyways, I'll upload a comic around "whenever" and maybe you'll enjoy it and maybe you won't. I can't guarantee anything besides a slap to your insolent little face. Also, I think I might make some kind of short film starring the honorable judge G.I. Joe. And some other guys that may or may not or may or not may be, toys and/or action figures.
Oh, and I got sleep so I'm not so "Oooh lalalala, I'm insane because I haven't slept in over 24 hours and I'm starting to slip in and out of reality lah la la lah! BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAAAAAH!"
Also, I wanna watch The Life Aquatic really bad and right now. If you want to join me call the number that isn't listed below and be sure to bring popcorn to the address that is also not listed below...
*Probably not
**Thats not a real phone number so...Yeah, not really gonna happen
***No, you won't. Snap out of this fantasy world you live in and get real. God.
****Exactly.
Its less than great!
Its about average!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So, I got printer ink and a cable splitter. Here is an explanation for you folk who aren't educated in the ways of "Private Chats between me and Zaphod"...
Printer Ink - Will stop making my printer act like a little bitch and whine at me instead of SCANNING THE FRACKING PIECE OF PAPER LIKE I TOLD IT TO 3 MILLION TIMES ALREADY!!! God!
Cable Splitter - Will allow me to watch and record live t.v. from the comfort of my irradiated LCD computer monitor! And also allow for teh leet hax of uploading stuff.
And now, a more personal entry written in italics(To denote its personal-ness).
Dear diary,
I am a man. I have a penis.
The end.
xxxoxOxX
Jesse
THATS NOT ALL!
If you order right here, right now, YOU may be qualified* to win a free plasma screen tv! Just call five five five, zero five seven, five seven five six five, six....seven...eight five pizza seven pizza niner oh one too, seven five eight....
five seven five...
three...
And we might pick up**, and you might win a plasma screen tv!***
Or not****
Anyways, I'll upload a comic around "whenever" and maybe you'll enjoy it and maybe you won't. I can't guarantee anything besides a slap to your insolent little face. Also, I think I might make some kind of short film starring the honorable judge G.I. Joe. And some other guys that may or may not or may or not may be, toys and/or action figures.
Oh, and I got sleep so I'm not so "Oooh lalalala, I'm insane because I haven't slept in over 24 hours and I'm starting to slip in and out of reality lah la la lah! BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAAAAAH!"
Also, I wanna watch The Life Aquatic really bad and right now. If you want to join me call the number that isn't listed below and be sure to bring popcorn to the address that is also not listed below...
*Probably not
**Thats not a real phone number so...Yeah, not really gonna happen
***No, you won't. Snap out of this fantasy world you live in and get real. God.
****Exactly.
08 July 2008
This post is dedicated to Sarahbotic/bed is on fire who died yesterday is dead to me because she deleted all our memories is still alive and healthy. This post is for all the memories we shared.
Darling Sweet Angel
In other news, I hate retarded file compression that ruins my perfect masterpieces...
07 July 2008
Science fiction films have suddenly become terrible. Remember the old scifi movies? They were amazing. The cinematography... The lights... The humor! Many were even from foreign countries. But hey, seriously. What happened to scifi? I used to love curling up with a GOOD scifi movie on Saturdays... naked. Anyways, I can't stand this crap that comes out today. God it used to be so much better. Like in the sixties. And seventies. and eighties. All of em. Great great great great movies.
I downloaded a pack of 2603 posters... hahahah.
05 July 2008
When you are in the movie business(That is, the business of making movies) like me and Zaphod are(That is, Zaphod and I) you hear a lot of wild and crazy things(That is, crazy and wild). Things like: "Necrophilia" or "I swear to god, I didn't shoot him. Please, I have a wife and children" or "Post-processing"(That is, processing after the fact). These things, while interesting,(That is, in a scary sort of way) have nothing to do with what about I'm about to tell you.
You can find cheese in canned form. I KID YOU NOT! You may be saying to yourself
"But Fenghar, what would be the purpose of cheese in a can? I get along fine with cheese a la wedge."
Well, can you easily spread cheesed wedge onto crackers?
"Yes, soft cheeses like brie or feta are perfect for crackers or any other snacks of the crunchy and salty variety"
Shut the fuck up, no you can't.
"But Y-"
No. You can't.
"O-o-ok..."
Good...
Now, onto the other uses of cheese of the can. For one thing, you can squirt it directly into your mouth cutting out the crumbly biscuit(That is, British crackers) middleman for maximum snacking efficiency. Or, you can squirt it on a cake, like icing. Or administer it to cuts or scrapes to stop bleeding and promote healthy, scar free tissue. Or use it to get out troublesome stains. Or use it to clean grout. Or use it as an all natural antiperspirant. Or use it to clean grout. Or use it on small children to make them disappear or go mute. Or use it to clean grout. There are so many different uses for pressurized cheese contained in metal that its perfect as a stocking stuffer for that mom who is always on the run.(That is, from the law)
This is where the segway would go, if it weren't on vacation in the Peruvian highlands of Massachusetts.
Small news update. If you didn't notice, Zaphod posted the phirst comic of a infinite part series. Hopefully, when my printer stops being a childish bitch, I'll be able to post a delicious comic for you straight from my greasy loins.
You can find cheese in canned form. I KID YOU NOT! You may be saying to yourself
"But Fenghar, what would be the purpose of cheese in a can? I get along fine with cheese a la wedge."
Well, can you easily spread cheesed wedge onto crackers?
"Yes, soft cheeses like brie or feta are perfect for crackers or any other snacks of the crunchy and salty variety"
Shut the fuck up, no you can't.
"But Y-"
No. You can't.
"O-o-ok..."
Good...
Now, onto the other uses of cheese of the can. For one thing, you can squirt it directly into your mouth cutting out the crumbly biscuit(That is, British crackers) middleman for maximum snacking efficiency. Or, you can squirt it on a cake, like icing. Or administer it to cuts or scrapes to stop bleeding and promote healthy, scar free tissue. Or use it to get out troublesome stains. Or use it to clean grout. Or use it as an all natural antiperspirant. Or use it to clean grout. Or use it on small children to make them disappear or go mute. Or use it to clean grout. There are so many different uses for pressurized cheese contained in metal that its perfect as a stocking stuffer for that mom who is always on the run.(That is, from the law)
This is where the segway would go, if it weren't on vacation in the Peruvian highlands of Massachusetts.
Small news update. If you didn't notice, Zaphod posted the phirst comic of a infinite part series. Hopefully, when my printer stops being a childish bitch, I'll be able to post a delicious comic for you straight from my greasy loins.
03 July 2008
So I decided to make a deviant art that isn't just full of bullshit. Here is my address: http://bardiel13th.deviantart.com/ Enjoy it. I think i'm a pretty good artist... hell of course I am. I'm so sexy. oh and thats a little sample for you
So the Secret Agent Clank dev team has put out a great contest. Post a Poster. Basically, you download this zip file at http://rcforum.us.playstation.com/rac/board/message?board.id=secretagent&thread.id=1975 and then use the pictures in the zip file. I've checked out the pictures, and so far they are pretty awesome. There are a few limitations, you have to be a US resident, over 13 and a few other things. Oh the pic can only be a JPEG at 300dpi or less, and in 8x10 inches. I've already started on mine, and its looking pretty cool. Show me yours, and enter it or something. You can win some cool stuff, like the poster you made in full size, signed by the dev team, and a collectible figurine. If you don't own secret agent clank, I recommend you go get it. It's a great game with an awesome ambience to it.
02 July 2008
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