Ma gawd at 10:00 PM

Holy crap. We were posting every day. Now we don't. Uh oh.
Well good viewers, me and fenghar are working on many a project, including but not limited to:
Programming
Pornogramming
Artifacting
Acolading
Sacofading


etc.

In reality, we are really busy with the start of business season...aka school. But we have several things planned, including:
pornographics

and of course video uploads. I honestly have been RIDICULOUSLY busy right now. I'm programming/designing this website for these fools with too much time on their hands. Also, I have to help them work on bullshit like hooking up internet... and logging them on the server...
wow.

Amazing. at 7:20 PM

Now I play a little harmonica now and then but I mainly can only do chords on account of the fact that I suck at harmonica. This guy is amazing, I don't know how he doesn't hyperventilate. Check out him and other amazing artists under the same uploader. I think its some kind of record label that promotes specialized instrumentalists. Or something. Idk.

Friday! at 3:30 PM

So, Saturday I finally saw "The Dark Knight" and if you haven't seen it yet you should be taken out to the edge of town and stoned. I should be taken out to the edge of town and stoned for not seeing it earlier. Anyways, it was awesome and Heath Ledger was phenomenal and Aaron Eckhart (or whatever his name is) was phenomenal as well and blah blah blah, you've probably heard this all already. See it, it was good, and there will probably be quite a few awards tacked onto Heath Ledger's grave come award-time season place.

So, now it is Monday, three days since we posted up our first podcast and we're wondering, did you like it? I know its basically an hour full of nonsense, but I think there are few funny tidbits here and there. I'm really anxious to get a few comments about it that aren't from fintron or the other passengers of the mystery van. And by that I mean the people we know IRL. So, drop me an email or something, fools. I'm dying of curiosity! And also a mild kidney failure, but that's beside the point.

So, soon it will be Friday again and hopefully, with a little help from our viewers via some sexy suggestions/questions, we'll have another podcast up, but this time it will have to do with actual real life shit and not morrowind or how we are french teenagers playing sexual games in 1970's paris.("The Dreamers" Reference - its a movie)

Test-cast... pod..cast? at 11:52 PM

So we made a podcast, basically testing out sound quality, editing programs, export details, encoders, uploaders, etc. Has no subject, whatsoever. We talk about lost, half life 2, dragon ball z, emo phillips, and everything else you can imagine. But we are talking off topic, completely. Also, My laugh sounds loud... very loud. It's mainly because of what we are recording on, but I'm also just a loud person. You know. Listen or don't, its just me and fenghar talking.

Podcast News at 3:31 PM

So, as Zaphod and I try to work with our hectic and very sexy schedules to start the long and ardous process of making a 5 to 15 minute spodcat I decided to update you on teh infos of when that will probably be uploaded. Sometime around late friday night or saturday morning we will have our silky smooth baritone voices recorded using a semi-cruddy ps2 headset and edited by audacity. Or something. I don't know what exactly this spodcat is supposed to be about, but it will probably have to do with penises and/or vaginas. Probably not vaginas on account of our teenage naivete about the majestic female innerworkings. My knowledge of female sexy parts is purely limited to the H-Game "Water Closet".

Anyways, I hope the podcast will be good and that you guys like it and maybe you'll laugh a bit more than you do when you read the writings of this novice. Me and Zaphod can be pretty funny in teh IRLs with our reminiscing of shows no one knows about like "Big Bad Beetleborgs". We have ridiculous senses of humour and can take things most people find plain or boring and make them shit and giggle hilarities. But hey, there are some people out there that don't get us, or find us offensive. We can get a little racy sometimes. For instance, sometimes I say some pretty audacious things like "tallywacker", or "twinkietits". Just giving you a warning. So, check out mine and Zaphod's sexy voices sometime around fraturday.

Boogedy Boogedy at 10:45 PM

Long time no see, biotches. As you already know, I was in NY state fer 3 weeks and I didn't have access to a suitable computational module for my daily sexy input. I have a sorta ok one now. I still won't be posting much though, on account of the fact that I'm at my dad's for family crisis reasons(I'll talk to you about it on msn tomorrow, zaphod). Suffice to say I've been having a bit of a rough month. So, whatever. You guys can go have sex with your ho's or whatever it is that you young kids do today.

Working hard, not time! at 9:19 PM

we are working full speed, defcon 2, torpedoes armed, steady freddy, jack swift, john bottom, GO!

actually, I'm the only one working... Fenghar still isn't back from nyc..

which is strange since school starts in 2 days.

Check out the new logo!
Few more edits, and I'll be done with it.

Give us some feedback on it!

Contact info at 2:02 AM

.So we have some new contact info for you. (boring post is boring)
First, we created an email for the site:
slatfatfmain@gmail.com

you can use this to reach us and tell us what a good job we are doing, and all of our hours of posting, commenting, recoding, searching, are not going to waste. Also, tell us how bad the other writer of this website is, how he never posts anymore, how he is dumping the workload onto the sexy, smart, vuluptous other writer.
Yeah.
If you need to conact Zaphod specifically:
MSN: bardiel13th@hotmail.com
YAHOO messenger: bardielx13xangel
AIM: bardielx13xangel
Vuze: Bardiel
Xfire: Bardiel13th
email: bardiel13th@gmail.com

If you need to contact Fenghar specifically (he is going to have a shitfit when he finds out i put his info out here):
MSN: parodoxpenguin@hotmail.com
AIM: fengharthenord
VUZE: ohblueeyes20
xfire: fengharthenord
email: fengharthenord@gmail.com

This post will later be placed on our contact page... mebbe

oh, and our podcast has been created...
http://www.gcast.com/u/Slatfatf/main

I don't know if that link actually works, but we haven't "casted" yet. But you should subscribe anyways... because i love you

Film: La Cabina at 11:46 PM

Good evening, slatfat'ers... Today is a travel day for me, so don't expect anything today... even though its 1 am my time. I head on back home today from 6 weeks in beautiful Florida. I think 6 weeks might be a bit of a long vacation, but in my line of work, I need it.
Anyways last night (2 hours ago) I started upload the short film "La Cabina". This excellent film exceeded all my expectations and has actually had an impact on how I write film now. A thing I notice with almost all Spanish film is that (boring part for all of you non-filmers) the actors tend to speak softly, or not at all. Most of the film is conveyed through expressions on the face or body. and this film is no exception

So more info for the movie that you hopefully will download. It is a story about a man who finds a phone booth in the middle of a park, and steps inside. What follows next is the bulk of the story, and you had better prepare to be shocked. This is a horror film, but not gory in any sense. In fact, and I dread calling it this, but it could be a science fiction film. But I wouldn't go that far. Let's just say if you like interesting movies with unique, twilight zone plot twists, watch it.

Genre: Horror/art film

rating: 10/10

parental rating: NO GORE or SEX at ALL. This is 100% appropriate to watch around youngsters... although they may not understand all of it.

Subtitles: INCLUDED! because I rock. If your media player cannot handle subtitles, don't worry, there are literally 10 lines of dialogue in this movie, so subtitles are unessential.

Are you wondering why I am suddenly upping films? Well, several of you voted that you disliked the variety/lack of Downloads.... So here is something different!

I take no credit whatsoever for ripping this film. The original film is from a torrent website.

I hope to upload more films later. bold will not turn off for some reason, so rest of post is in bold! yay!

download link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=A72JQANJ
password: phonebooth

Surveyness at 11:17 AM

So the construction time was short, admittedly. But that's not the issue here. The issue is you. Click the nifty sidebar link to survey monkey and fill out the survey!
DO IT NOW!

under construction.. again at 11:28 PM

we will be back after a message from our Benefactors.

Venture 310, Tim and Eric 301-302 at 2:08 PM

We got a crazy amount of uploads today, 3!!!
mindblowing.
So first we have Venture Bros 310:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SZCUMQ02
password: timanderic

Then we have 2 episodes of tim and eric awesome show
301:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QWVVO3GY
password: tinytigers

302:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=COTVV59B
password: jackie

Ok, Seriously at 3:46 PM

Good news: Slatfatf grows in views every day.
Now that's not all of the good news. We get a large percentage of views oversea. A large number from South Korea, Ireland, Canada, Russia, UK, Spain. These numbers are absolutely fantastic! But do people only come here for the tv show downloads we provide? Or is there more to it? Do you enjoy our banter? our saucy play on words?
We want to hear from YOU!
YES YOU!
As you read, I am creating a survey that NO ONE ELSE will see except for me and Fenghar. Just fill it out, click the send button, and it basically emails us with the data. None of the info is mandatory (you can lie about your name and location if you want). We just really want to know what you think!

Amazing Genesis covers at 2:34 AM

I was browsing the interwebs today, and I found a cool little youtube vid with one of my favorite Genesis songs, Harlequin. The image for the song had an AWESOME remake of the albumart for Nursery Cryme. So I found the rest of the guys stuff:
here is the original artwork for nursery cryme

and here is the new one:


I also found one for Foxtrot and Lamb lies down. Foxtrot's original is below

and the reworking:



And finally lamb lies down (which you won't understand the rework if you haven't heard or know of the lore of the album)


and the new one:














Check out his other artwork. His name is David Raphael
http://genesislive.ning.com/profile/DavidRaphael

Sorry at 12:38 AM

I'm real sorry about the lack of posts recently, since we usually update at least once a day. The main reason is that Fenghar The Nord, the other Author on this website, has been in New York on vacation. I don't know all the details, but he supposedly has to do some hard labor. I doubt he has computer access, so he's probably crying his eyes out in pain/lack of LCD exposure. I, on the other hand, am in beautiful St. Petersburg, Florida. It's pretty nice here, beaches, all that good stuff, but I've been here for 6 weeks, and it's time to go back home. Here are a few things I have been doing recently:

1. Learning PHP language code
2. watching the 3rd and 4th seasons of Battlestar Galactica
3. listening to several podcasts (I'm especially partial to the Galactica Quorum podcast)
4. buying the brakshow for 8 bucks, including shipping, on ebay
5. buying an nVidia 8400 card for 40 bucks (WIN!)
6. Beating half life 2 again
7. Playing every mod I possibly can for Half Life 2
8. playing Defcon (very fun indie game, recommend demo)
9. enjoying season 3 of venture bros
10. enjoying season 3 of tim and eric awesome show great job
11. watching ALL of the lord of the Rings extended cut films
12. not taking a shower every day
13. eating baklava
14. not shaving for 6 weeks (don't worry, I shaved yesterday)
15. not getting the score I wanted on the AP test (shit)
16. writing my 5th screenplay
17. falling in love
18. not reading
19. not uploading venture bros the day or next day of release
20. sitting on the beach

So there you have it. 20 things I have been doing.
Venture bros will be up in a while, maybe soon, maybe later. Just depends.
I'm tired, but my laundry isn't done.